Found it on internet didn't make it, its funny though but a bit irrelevant to arpd.
I got an email asking for a project quote
Thought I’d better check it out since I felt pretty broke
Opened up the message, and it read to my dismay:
“Can I get something free, cause I don’t want to pay?”
So I thought to myself, “Better find a job quick!”
To pay for health insurance just in case I get sick
But I never get sick, so it’s all just a waste
Now I’ve got the health insurance — can’t afford the toothpaste
I’ve got to stay current, there’s a lot I need to buy
Like a Wacom, an iPad, Creative Suite 5
And speaking of Adobe, I wish that I could ask
Can I get a free upgrade? Your software bankrupts fast
I’ve also got a Mac that I cannot afford
So I had to sell my bed, now I sleep on the floor
In my down-time, it’s true, I like to read a blog or two
Like Smashing Mag, Line 25 and Abduzeedo to name a few
Finally found a client who wants a new logo
Was not surprised to hear them say, “Is that the lowest you can go?”
They also need a website and a business card too
But why’d they choose that brown when it looks so close to poo?
In fact it’s a rule, they should teach this in school:
That clients always pick the worst concept instead of something cool.
So any cool thing I design must be done in my free time
Which gets me featured in a gallery and never makes a dime
Then Christmas rolls around with tons of presents I must buy
If you could see my credit card bill you’d have a tear in your eye
And when I go on a vacation looking for a break
The client always calls and says, “My project is at stake!”
To sum things up, I’ve got some final words:
Leave the crying to the babies and the flying to the birds.
It’s a crazy life. What’s a freelancer to do?