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Author Topic: News: POLICE SEX SCANDAL! City Hall!- Officers Exposed!!!  (Read 2783 times)

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Offline Jcstodds

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News: POLICE SEX SCANDAL! City Hall!- Officers Exposed!!!
« on: April 28, 2007, 23:39:38 pm »
  REPORT: SATURDAY 28th APRIL 2007   

POLICE SEX SCANDAL AT CITY HALL EXPOSED :0
 
Details:
Ahhh Saturday. A day where foreigners migrate into the Argonath world :D

  But this Saturday it was different. The wind became playful, and the luminous sun brightened the hearts of those waiting, hoping to become citizens of San Andreas...

An inquest from one of the strippers reported:
 "Now waiting in line not fun, and can take while... so us hookers thought we make people happy in our country...and maybe meet some nice big police officers"

  The russian 'dancers' rolled in, and to the extreme surprise of Sharphis, jumped on his desk and started taking their clothes off!

"I crawl under Sharphis desk for sucky sucky, but nothing there? So I go back on desk and strip for other policemanofficer"

  They continued their dances, and performed numerous indecent  and the new citizens cheered and continued to throw money, shouting- more! more! more! However in response to the joke, Sharphis called of ARPD and security to clear the City Hall.

http://shannon.lv-als.co.uk/Hookers%20in%20City%20Hall/sa-mp-558.jpg

"I like L_Parker he strong big boy!"

  The officers arriving only made the situation worse, as one of the hookers were knocked down on the desk, and abused by officers...

Warning, the following officers are guilty of indecent actions in a public place, and should only be viewed by a mature audience:

http://shannon.lv-als.co.uk/Hookers%20in%20City%20Hall/sa-mp-559.jpg
http://shannon.lv-als.co.uk/Hookers%20in%20City%20Hall/sa-mp-560.jpg
http://shannon.lv-als.co.uk/Hookers%20in%20City%20Hall/sa-mp-561.jpg

"Like doll they manhandle me around. It was very nice and make them very happy. It get rough and then we have to go, because another bad girl was getting beaten."

  The russian strippers then left, wanted, and were followed by police security. They waited outside, armed with AK47's and Shotgun. In a turn of luck, for some reason immediately after the officers exited the cityhall, they magically teleported to another location...possibly by aliens!

This report was by SA News: jcstodds  "dishing out the dirt"
LSPD Chief Stodds

Offline [R*]Petey

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Re: News: POLICE SEX SCANDAL! City Hall!- Officers Exposed!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2007, 09:28:44 am »
at least my porn was not taken from LVHQ  :lol: :D

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Re: News: POLICE SEX SCANDAL! City Hall!- Officers Exposed!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2007, 18:28:59 pm »
Petey the Police Porn Pusher!!! (Headline)

Yesterday it emerged that LVPD Chief [R*]Petey was illegally tranpsorting & distributing thousands of self made videos involving fellow officers.......etc

I can see it now! Front page SA news!

Reporter Jcstodds - "Making news FUN, short and over rated"
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