Using Spanish in a Traffic Stop

[TinMan]

USE THIS ONLY IF THE CIVILIAN SPEAKS SPANISH!

Hello, I’m TinMan and I hate it when people speak Spanish during a traffic stop. It makes me so mad and you’re probably going to say take him to jail. Which I think is unconstitutional, political incorrect to do that. So, I made this very helpful guide on what to say during a traffic stop in Spanish.

Traffic Stop   
Hola, I' oficial de m con el Departamento de Policía. – Hi, I’m officer (name) with the police department.

Licencia y registro?  - License and Registration?

pasaporte - Passport?

¿Usted sabe porqué le paré? – Do you know why I stopped you?

Senor (Sr.), usted era (you were) and/or usted es (you are)…  (Crimes section)

El señor me da algunos minutos al cheque en cosas en coche - Mister, give me a few minutes to check on things in car.

Voy a que va a darle una advertencia - I’m going to give you a warning.
Or…
Voy a darle un boleto para los dólares para - I’m going to give you a ticket for (amount) dollars for (crime)

Tenga un día agradable - Have a nice day

Crimen: (Crimes)

apresuraba (speeding)
Conducción imprudente (Reckless Driving)
Atropello y fuga (Hit and Run)
Conducción borracha (Drunk Driving)
Asesinato (Murder)
Asesinato del oficial de policía (Murder of Police Officer)
daño real del cuerpo (actual body harm)
robo (robbery)
robo frustado (attempted robbery)
secuestro (kidnapping)

Greetings:
Hello / Hi!   ¡Hóla!
Good day   Buenos diás
Good evening   Buenos tardes
Good night   Buenos noches
Good bye   Adiós
See you soon   Hasta luego

Question Words:
Where?   ¿Dónde?
When?   ¿Cuándo?
Why?   ¿Por qué?
What?   ¿Qué?
Who?   ¿Quién?
How?   ¿Cómo?
How much/many?   ¿Cuántos / cuánto?
Is/are there?   ¿Hay?

General Responses
Yes   Sí
No   No
That depends   Depende
I don't know   No lo sé
I don't think so   Creo que no
I think so   Creo que sí
It doesn't matter   No importa
I don't mind   No me molesta
Of course!   ¡Claro!
True   Es verdad
With pleasure   Con gusto

I would like each and every one of you that doesn’t know Spanish to print this off and use it during a traffic stop or something.
Thank you for Google Translator and http://www.smartphrase.com/Spanish/sp_general_words_phr.shtml for helping me with this report. Also, I would like to thank you for reading it.

-If you know another language that people use a lot to role play in Argonath, then please do the same as I did here.

[Cane]

Traffic Stop   
Hola, I' oficial de m con el Departamento de Policía. – Hi, I’m officer (name) with the police department.

Hola, me llamo (Hi, my name is)

[Sago]

dame todo tu dinero!

Good evening   Buenos tardes

Buenos tardes means good afternoon

Hola, me llamo (Hi, my name is)

o Mi nombre es! Mi nombre es Kirby. Su nombre no es Kirby. Comprende?!

[Jcstodds]

  I can only wait excitedly until the day arrives, when I someone speaks Spanish to me during a traffic stop

[Joseph_Allen]

  I can only wait excitedly until the day arrives, when I someone speaks Spanish to me during a traffic stop

Win

[Edward Miller]

Hola! me llamo es Mark, esta idea no es necesario.

[danigold]

Hola! me llamo es Mark, esta idea no es necesario.

hi, can i order a pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese? 

[TinMan]

This is just a rough draft of this idea. I'm willing to make the guide better and longer. Also, Kirby I hate it when you use spanish whenever I pull you over but hey look what the police department has !!!!

[Bert]

  I can only wait excitedly until the day arrives, when I someone speaks Spanish to me during a traffic stop

I can imagine you pulling out your katana and some slashing afterwards

[Joseph_Allen]

  I can only wait excitedly until the day arrives, when I someone speaks Spanish to me during a traffic stop

I can imagine you pulling out your katana and some slashing afterwards

Knowing him, it WILL happen.

[[Rstar]Vince]

Ciao.

[Sushi]

I speak cantonese to people who pull me over sometimes or just english.

I can't wait to pull over someone and have them speak Spanish now

[[R*]Drix]

Got shot on traffic stop.
Called him Puto (didn't know what was it!)

[Frank_S]

I like getting pulled over and someone speaks spanish and i put... /l [in southern hick draw] Boy, im not sure what the hell you just said with all that hoobla moncieto mumbo jumbo, but you done broke some laws now.


makes me laugh, and then i get a reply like, im laughing to hard to keep speaking spanish.

[tomboeg]

escuchar idea divertida 

[Julio.]

I like getting pulled over and someone speaks spanish and i put... /l [in southern hick draw] Boy, im not sure what the hell you just said with all that hoobla moncieto mumbo jumbo, but you done broke some laws now.


makes me laugh, and then i get a reply like, im laughing to hard to keep speaking spanish.

oh my god, that mad my day. Rofl

[Wayne]

hola amigo, que pasa?