State Of California Official Miranda Rights

[Chief J. Schappell]

Just got a Miranda Rights card today. It seems either I knew another version, or the state updated their's, but here's the official Miranda Rights as stated by the state of California. Bear in mind that this information IS publicly available, so there is no harm in me releasing this information here as it does not violate my academy policies or state or federal law:

MIRANDA WARNING

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against
you in court.
You have the right to consult with an attorney
and have an attorney present during questioning.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one can be
provided to you before questioning at no cost.
Do you understand these rights? With these
rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me now?

[=AV=KobraKid]

Thats the Miranda rights I've always known when I've been in Yanksville.

[Chief J. Schappell]

Thats the Miranda rights I've always known when I've been in Yanksville.

For the most part in the United States it's the same, but it can slightly vary from state to state on the wording.

[RayCarter]

I prefered Chris Rock in Lethal Weapon 4,

If you cannot afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f**king lawyer on earth!

[Chief J. Schappell]

I prefered Chris Rock in Lethal Weapon 4,

If you cannot afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f**king lawyer on earth!

Hahaha...

Well it looks like the Feds updated the Miranda Rights. I was watching tv last night and they said the rights very similar to the ones above, which surprised me. There must've been a case where a suspect didn't understand and it caused the Supreme Court to update things. The one I used to use was:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?

[Jcstodds]

You have the right to god damn shut the hell up.
With that exception, you have no other rights.
Welcome to Bone County. 

[Abdul_Ghani]

You have the right to god damn shut the hell up.
With that exception, you have no other rights.
Welcome to Bone County. 

LOL

[Allison]

You have the right to god damn shut the hell up.
With that exception, you have no other rights.
Welcome to Bone County. 

Best ones ever.