[FCPD] Fort Carson PD Sheriff Division (and Immigration Patrol) - RECRUITING!

[Jcstodds]

RECOMMENDED READING
You don't have to read them, but they are relevant!

 This will be a collection of somewhat practical, if not completely stereotypical, mocking and spoof scenarios and the solutions. Anyone can contribute to this, should I find it funny, useful, relevant or true. So this is not to be taken completely seriously, and is more of an 'RP' guide than a 'SAPD rules' guide.
 Although I do not have time to go into detail at the minute I will get it started off now. Feel free to post any content, comments or sections you would like to see.


 

DPD Operations Manual
Your handy guide to being an effective Sheriff of the countryside!
Authorised by Sheriff Jcstodds

Section I: Public Relations

First Aid
  Every month, a man in Red County will shoot his brother over who's turn it is sleeping with their sister. A black guy in Los Santos will shoot a white guy over a fake watch, and an Illegal Mexican will brave the borders and end up in Las Venturas, cleaning casinos for a large Russian immigrant organisation. Along the lines of everyday life, someone will get hurt, and you will need to be prepared.

Situation: A man with low health approaches you in ragged clothes. He mumbles something about change.
Solution:He has obviously been attacked by the Yeti and is turning into one. Quarantine him immediately and begin a county wide hunt for the yeti. If the Yeti has been captured, we learned from King Kong that bringing uncontrollable beast into a city is an awesome idea. Drop the Yeti off near LSPD somewhere and watch from a distance.  

Situation: You encounter a man who is screaming and shouting that he has been shot.
Solution: Obviously, the guy who shot him in the first place didn't do his job well. Shoot again, and finish the job. Then shoot the guy who shot the first guy. Shooting is fun.
Solution: Using the DPD first aid kit as a bludgeoning weapon, a series of successive strikes to the head will render the person unconscious. This is a practical anaesthetic when the person is being a sissy. Especially if it them folks from the city- they just don't shut up! If it looks bad and no medics are around you may offer to kill them out of mercy. Ask them this before you bludgeon them. To late? Assume no answer means 'no'. If you absolutely have to take him to the hospital, there is lots of space in the trunk. You don't want any blood on your shiny collection of guns, which are under or on the seats.    
Solution: Whiskey is a well known antiseptic. If you have any, drink it, it will help you think of a plan.


City Folk:
 It is inevitable you will encounter the city folk now and again. The city police are known for getting lost from time to time. You can find them patrolling in fields, wondering why their car is upside down, becoming confused at the sight of a wooden fence- and thus attempting to conquer the fence by repeatedly shouting the same thing down the megaphone. A common misconception amongst the city folk are that we country people are foul smelling, unintelligent rednecks. Be sure to show them your grade E in your high school nascar studies. That will shut them up.
  
Situation: A freecop has pulled you over for speeding or some other arbitrary reason, even though you are in your police Ranger.
Solution: If you don't have much time, do a U-turn and run over their car. Then try to evade them in a police chase where you attempt every jump and stunt you see, they will be to busy admiring your driving and crash into another cop. Alternatively...
  Free cops are the elite special forces of the city police. Be sure to do everything they say, or they will swarm. They detect you by movement and speaking quickly confuses them. Move slowly and speak slowly, or they might frenzy. Comply with them fully and don't resist is the best advice.

Situation: A city policeman has approached you. You notice he has a moustache.
Solution: Never trust a man with a moustache.
Solution: At the very least, be wary of a man with a moustache. The bigger it is, the more weary you should be. Put your hands up slightly, say nothing, and slowly back away. Don't break eye contact and don't turn to run. This might be seen as a mating ritual by the moustached man... and bad things will happen. Freecops with moustaches are considered normal.

Situation: 72 Gvardia mobs are killing all cops in state, and you are the only one cop remaining.
Solution: Patrol Bone County
Solution: Ask yourself if your being paid enough. Demand a raise. Quit job, join mob for better healthcare and pension schemes.

Situation You are stuck with 9 i9 members surrounding you
Solution: Bring a good quality lube for this situation. Engine oil works too.
Solution: PM ID Yes or No if you would like them to f**k OFF!

Situation: Camera caught you speeding while on duty.
Solution: Destroy the camera and say it was a mistake.
Solution: Go faster next time so they can't catch you.
Solution: They only track cars on the road... right? Drive on the pavement at all times.
Solution: Hire 6 construction workers and 4 electricians. Close off the road, dig holes and cut local power. Rig a van full of explosives next to the camera to detach it from the ground. Blame on gas leak. Drop camera from Sherman Dam.

Situation: You have been pulled over by a supermoustache, such as LSPD Captain Vincent Vice for speeding.
Solution: Obviously, you do not need this on your record. When Captain Vice approaches you, salute him with a "German Greeting" or "Hitler Greeting." If this does not persuade him into letting you go, make fun of every race you can think of, but not the white people. Black jokes earn you extra points. If you are black yourself, look to solutions above.

Situation: A city boy stops you, screaming that he got his look-at-my-SUV-that-can't-handle-off road-terrain stuck.
Solution: First of all, tell him how big of a pussy he is. Secondly, repeat the first. He may not have understood you the first time. Then stare at him, and don't say a word. Eventually he will say something, then you tell him: 'DONT INTERRUPT ME, FANCY CITY BOY'. If he says 'sorry', repeat the first. Ask his off road permit. If he has one, he's lying. NOBODY NEEDS AN OFF ROAD PERMIT, nothing more manly then driving your 5 MPG truck in some dirt! To end, burn his Barbie Car and show him some true driving!


Section II: Law and order in the Countryside and Desert

General Crime
 The countryside and desert are home to outcasts, criminals, bikers, hicks and anyone not smart (or stupid) enough to be in the cities. Many are dangerous, some are harmless, but we must be fair to everyone and let justice lead our hearts, and not money. Money  leads to corruption of the soul. Any money found must be immediately given to the Captain. You don't want a corrupted soul, do you?

Scenario: A civilian overtakes you when you are driving normally in the city at 140km/h.
Solution: You must overtake him to regain your honour. Chase him down until you overtake him!
Solution: If you are a true Sheriff, you should anticipate his overtake. Switch lanes and ram him off the road. No one overtakes a Sheriff. If his car blows up, serves him right. Continue with patrol.

Scenario: Your being chased by other cops because you were speeding for no reason.
Solution: Drive off road, there is no speed limits then. The pursuers will probable blow up anyway. In the city? Drive on the pavement. That's off road, right?
Solution: Pull over, then proceed to reverse/ drive over the squad car and park (on their car). Explain that you were responding to a matter of utmost importance, before remarking that you didn't see their car before parking on it.
Solution: Claim in the police radio the cops chasing you have mutinied against SAPD and claim they are corrupt cops. Hire a number of freecops to fight them for justice (and money).
Solution: Continue with the chase until your car eventually gives way. Use superior DPD driving skills to continually 'own' the pursuing cops.

Situation: Some stupid terrorist wants to kill you by blowing his heli onto you.
Solution: Shoot his helicopter till it blows. In these here parts, the only god that people should be blowing themselves up for... IS YOU!

Situation: You accidentally kill an ethnic minority suspect that was unarmed.
Solution: Get your wallet out, make sure your hunting license is still valid. Notify a taxidermist.
Solution: Put it on show in hope that it will attract the rest of their pack, hide in a tree with a scoped rifle and wait.
Solution: Claim he was an illegal immigrant, trying to undermine society with communist ideals.
Solution: Reflect on your actions. He could have been doing up your house and building you a porch for pennies. Damn.

Scenario: Someone is outside of the PD with a large gun, shooting birds, cans and wild animals.
Solution: Admire his gun, maybe he will let you have a go? Shooting is not a major crime around these here parts, unless it's at another human or at the PD's property. Shooting cans and wild animals is considered official police training. Maybe we should point that guy to this website?

Scenario: Someone pisses on your large, manly PD Ranger whilst you are parked up.
Solution: Get out. Aim. Shoot one of his legs off. Shooting his man parts is considered homosexual. If you shoot his man parts because you used a shotgun, the said parts are treated as collateral, and you can fill out the forms.

Situation: You were kidnaped by a group of 3 qualified nerds, they stole your radio, hat, guns, cbradios, pants, shirt, shoes, underwear, glasses.
Solution: Answer correctly their math questions, if you are not able to do it, just say they need a new anti acne product, then, guide them to a drugstore, buy sedatives instead of anti acne product, then apply at them. get your stuff out then run.
Solution: Say that you are Star Wars/ Star Trek fan and you play RPG. They will then start to cast spells on each other fighting over which is better. You can use this time to escape. (WARNING: Do not say you are a Star Wars AND a Star Trek fan. All will frenzy and attack you with Harry Potter edition lightsabers.
Solution: Claim you are a level 99 Warlock king that has the power to enlarge any persons penis. Barter for your freedom.

Scenario: You have caught someone speeding in a supercar, they have pulled over for you.
Solution: You ask the driver to step outside for a word. Ask him how fast he was going. Bet him $50 you can go faster, and tell him you will let him off with a warning if he lets you have a drive. If you trash the car, ah well, at least he doesn't get speeding ticket.

Situation: You spot a prostitute offering her services to you in the street.
Solution: This is illegal, but then again, look at those hooters! Tell her to perform a dance on your Rangers bonnet whilst you patrol. The woman is much more better to look at than the road in front. Everyone will want to patrol with you.

Situation: You have locked yourself inside your patrol car. A black man is approaching the car to help you.
Solution: You thought you weren't going to have to break the window to get out, you were scared that you would get in trouble for that. Well, now you have an excuse to break the window. Pull your service pistol out and shoot the man, claim that he was trying to force his way into your vehicle.


Special Crime
  The countryside and deserts are favoured by many criminals, for the rough terrain, inaccessibility and remoteness. To counter, you must be as tough as the land. We must be as unrelenting as the desert sun and must be as wise as the Shaman who lives in a Teepee in Valle Olcultado.

Situation: There is a suspicious guy on a field known for cultivating illegal control substances.
Solution: Set the field on fire.
Solution: Investigate what the man is doing. He may have a legitimate reason for being there. Suspicion is grounds for quickly searching the person. If he does not want to comply you can take to the station for further questioning and searches. If you cannot be bothered to either search or fill any paperwork out, dump him in Sherman reservoir or something. Anything he might have had on him is now soggy and salty. Haha.

Situation: A man you know has drugs is failing to hand them over. A quick pat down reveals nothing.
Solution: If you have little time, give him maximum jail time in Big Gay Al's prison cell.
Solution: The man is obviously hiding the drugs inside his ass. Tell him you will begin a cavity search. This can be done by the road side, in a questioning room in a PD, or you could even make it a public event. Put on your rubber gloves, any will do, usually found lying about under a seat or in the boot. Gardening gloves are clean enough. If there is no proper lubricant available, use engine oil/ grease. Soak your gloved hands. Shout: "Hands up! Pants Down!" Get some officers to pull down his pants and pin the man against a car bonnet/ wall/ floor. You are then ready to go. By now, you might want to announce your intentions in an advertisement, since everyone can see how a cavity search works. Usually the man might be willing to cooperate by this point. Tally-ho, punch your hand up there and give it a little search round. If you find nothing still, ah well, unlucky.
  If the man does not comply with the search full stop, you might want to use a sword or hunting knife.  

Situation: You are an Undercover unit trying to catch a black cop breaking a rule. He catches you and gets mad at you.
Solution: Shoot and kill him. Unholster his duty weapon and place it in his hands, while wearing gloves, this will block any fingerprints you could leave on the weapon. This will surely incriminate him during an investigation, if being black has not already done so.
Solution: Round up your Klan. Torture him. Then kill him. You will need a proper burial place, use the hill behind Dillimore PD. You know, the one we use to bury dead babies, terrorists, and our unfit house wives. Thank god we marry our daughters in case of situations like that..... Oh, back to the burial instructions..... We have graves pre-dug for situations like this, graves are at the standard 6 feet. Also, artificial grass should be on hand at ALL TIMES. When you place the dirt in the hole, cover it with artificial grass so it does not look to suspicious. Place a sign that says: "WARNING: GROWING WATERMELONS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. RISK OF ZOMBIE."


Police Ethics
  Being a sheriff means that as a role model to society you must use your powers for good and be good with your responsibilities. To keep from becoming a corrupt, deluded monster, a liquid called whiskey was invented to maintain balance within the Countryside and Desert.

Situation: You are caught fondling an underage girl whilst on duty. Captain J.C. Stoddlesworth catches your dumb-ass. Why didn't you call him first? He is angry you left him out.
Solution: Tie her up, put her in the backseat. Bring Captain J.C. Stoddlesworth along with you. Once you are in a secluded place, forced DP. You will probably getting a promotion for sharing your newly found slab of underage poontang. *Note: Only family members can be acceptably fondled whilst on duty.

Situation: You are in the middle of a shootout,only you and your partner,and you dont have any cover.
Solution: Use your partner as cover(depending of who is),grab his arm tightly and put him in your front. Shoot the criminals by aiming them through your partner's arm. Your partner will probably end up in coma in a Hospital but at least you'll probably have already killed all the criminals. The only person who you cant even think in do such thing is the Sheriff J.C.Stoddlesworth. If you are in a shootout only with The Sheriff J.C.Stoddlesworth,avoid doing that and find a cover yourself,if you try to use him as cover he will slice off your arm with his Katana when attempting to grab his arm,and after the shootout he will tie you up and throw you in the water at Sherman Dam.

Situation: Captain J.C. Stoddlesworth pulls you over for patrolling Dillimore while naked. What the f**k were you thinking?
Solution: First, you need to find an excuse as to why you have such a small penis. Then, after you have come up with a believable excuse (such as bitten off whilst wrestling buffalo, lacerated by mountain lions, fighting with cannibal homosexuals etc), as to why you are so poorly endowed, you can explain your situation. Say you were taking a nap with your window open, and that a lion that wasn't sleeping in the jungle like it should be, came at you and ate your clothes. If you have a hard-on, SIT ON IT. Captain J.C. Stoddlesworth does NOT want to see your fully erect penis. Should be inside your pants, or a woman at all times.

Situation: You have been caught having sex on a PD car while on duty
Solution: Give him a inflated doll, so he can't be alone. Tell him to attack criminals with it when he's finished.
Solution: Dress that sexy PD Ranger a nice colour. It's only natural for a real man to want to have sex with it.

  

[Jcstodds]

Immigration Patrol (IP)
Officer's Handbook and Guidelines

How it all started:
  Immigration Patrol (IP) was established in 2008 by two county Sheriff's of Fort Carson PD, Jcstodds and Wdoyle (Haldir). IP may be more accurately compared to the US Border Patrol. There is however no training or no operation guidelines. It is in fact the first time I have ever looked for 'Border Police' on google - finding that link. IP was born from poking fun at real Immigration control in the UK. The patrol was formed out of pure GTA style RP - making fun at real world problems, and having fun whilst doing it. We adopted the UK police colours of yellow and blue (169 6) and had a lot of fun.
  All the pictures in this topic are screenshots from past operations and are not played by actors.  


The Objective of Immigration Patrol:
  IP has been created to rid the cities of Illegal Immigrants. We hold such ignorant beliefs that illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, our wives and our money. We also have misguided beliefs that illegal aliens (immigrants) are responsible for Communism, terrorism and drug crimes. Therefore the severity of being an Illegal Immigrant can be thought of as a combination of all of the above crimes (VERY BAD!). If found illegal, they are deported back to their own country, or are taken to their countries' embassy (we will get to this later). IP is lead by red necks from the countryside and deserts of San Andreas.
 
  Immigration Patrol only responds to Illegal Immigrant and drug smuggling related cases. IP will not respond to normal criminals. IP will only respond if the criminal is a possible illegal immigrant, or if it is an emergency and backup is needed - if the IP commander agrees.

  This guide is split into 3 parts. Standard patrols, sting operations and county road blocks.


The REAL objective:
  To create abnormal RP situations and "What the f**k - Laugh out Loud" reactions that can be fun and innovative for ALL players involved. To create cop - civilian - criminal RP where no one is feeling bitter at the end of it.
  To create alternative cop RP that can be more involving and more attractive to newer cops, teaching RP rather than codes and conduct.


Outline of basic rules and principles:
- Do not use /s1 /m1. All cars should have co drivers, so /m and /s is necessary. You are announcing arrival of IP - not SAPD (or whatever they say).
- Do not suspect any possible illegal immigrant. /su is only used for those who do not cooperate. If the guy runs, you can assume he is illegal and /su Illegal Immigrant (fleeing). If the guy fights you can assume he is an illegal immigrant and /su Illegal Immigrant (assault).
- Do not jail cooperating illegal immigrants. They are deported (kicked out in the sea to swim home) or sent to a countries embassy (e.g. the African Embassy is Clukin Bell). Deportation consists of dropping them out of a heli not far from east beach via throwing $1000 out of the heli so they jump out after it.
- Should an illegal immigrant be killed in RP (after cooperating) through interrogation, the $1000 should be sent to the player to cover costs if player is su, and reasonable money amount for weapons sent to the player. (Usually if they have weapons, avoid killing though RP. Although from experience, if they have weapons they usually try to use them during interrogation as they are not /su)(if they are killed when not /su they will not lose anything, but cop will lose $1000).
- The commanding officer of Immigration Patrol covers costs to /carpaint, weapons, suspect fees (see above). The commanding officer of Immigration Patrol is not necessarily the highest ranking SAPD member - it is the one who organises it.
- Criminals will only lose out if they fight or run (by not cooperating with the RP).
- Illegal immigrants who have been deported will only be harassed if they say to IP that they want to be. (Do not go after the same guy over and over).


Dress code:
  All IP vehicles used consist of the 169 6 (blue/yellow) colour scheme. IP is mainly lead by white rednecks from the countryside and desserts. There is no skin code, and any cops may help IP. Hispanic and Black cops are welcome should they have a legal passport.
  
Weapons Used:
 We are based on country cops, so we like nothing more than BIG GUNS. All IP require at least 1 intimidating melee weapon such as a baseball bat, sword, baton, knife etc - for RP purposes. None of that pussy spraypaint. Guns and melee only. AK47 recommended as primary weapon for the fear factor.

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^IP commander will usually give $1-3k for armour and weapons of your choice. The money is for a melee weapon and a big gun.

Vehicles used:
 PD Squad cars: The fundamental vehicle for use in all situations.
 PD Ranger: For use if there are at least 2 squad cars, as they do not have passenger space. Are good for ram raiding and making explosive entrance.
 Ambulance: double up as Prison vans. You will require a medic.
 Securicar/ Boxville: Alternative prison vans, but very slow and unsuitable for basic patrols.  
 PD Maverick: Mavericks are for commanders of IP so they can direct ground forces. Required pilot - Commander should not be flying. These are used mainly for operations rather than basic patrols. Copilot is absolutely necessary.  



Basic Operation Guidelines:
These are the basics for when you are involved or creating an Immigration Patrol.


PART I: BASIC PATROL

Basic Patrol Overview:
1. Form a group of cops.
2. Paint vehicles.
3. Advertise for tipoffs.
4. Respond and Investigate.
5. Take appropriate actions.
6. Payment, rewards and debrief.


1. Form a group of cops:
  IP is most effective when a group is organises. Use the police radio to announce that IP is forming.
E.g. "Immigration Patrol is forming at DPD, ALL cops welcome. Alternative and paid cop RP."
  Depending on numbers and ability, it is advised to have one vehicle per 2 persons. Especially if there are cadets/ volunteers.
  IP must also use a CB radio channel for internal communications, so we don't spam police radio.


2. Painting Vehicles:
  It is best to organise this before forming the IP. Go to a car dealer and /carpaint 169 6. Any Immigration Patrol requires at least 2 PD squad cars.

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^ A 'classic' patrol squad.

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^ The /carpaint process in action. Note: A variety of vehicles are used.

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^ Alternative colour scheme of straight blue. Doesn't look as good as classic IP colours.

  After painting, you should regroup at a secure location, such as LSPD, DPD, LS CH etc. Or just somewhere you can be involved in some RP whilst waiting for some action.


3. Advertise for tipoffs:
  Ok so this is where your patrol will start. You will need to assign someone to advertise and be the phone operator.


Typical adverts for patrol reports may follow as such: Advertisement: "  " ... call ____
(To be updated as necessary - post if you remember some)
"Immigration Patrol is now on duty, please report any Illegal Immigrants"
"Seen an illegal immigrant? Call us to investigate"
"Immigration Patrol: That young, hard working gardener could be an Illegal Immigrant, and could be having his way with your wife right now!"
"Immigration patrol: Protecting your jobs and work from Illegal Immigrants. Spot one?"
"Immigration Patrol: That illegal immigrant might be a possible terrorist. Let us investigate"
"Hire a cheap mexican worker and the next thing you notice, his family is living in your basement? Call Immigration Patrol to deport illegal aliens."

The adverts must be relevant and humorous, although serious adverts can still be used if you can't think of anything. Do not resort to crude irrelevant adverts - Example: "Seen a mexican call ___". Not all are illegal - make sure you imply we are searching for illegal immigrants and not just mexican people.

  When receiving phone calls and SMS, the standard reply is:
" Immigration Patrol Hotline: Please state name, nationality and location of illegal immigrant".
Then proceed to get as much details on the description on the person as possible


4. Respond and Investigate:

  Once a target is acquired, start to move towards the location in a steady formation (code1). Keep together. The idea is to all arrive at the same time. Code 3 will be announced when you are close to the target area, when you can speed up and put the lights on.
  When the target is in sight, violently pull up to the target as close as you can. If you run him over a little bit, curse him for denting your car, then backup. If there are any vehicles in the way, smash them or run over them. Entrance is everything! One of the defining principles of IP is the shock and awe entrance (see pictures below).

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^ Shock and awe entrances to stun possible illegal immigrants into surrendering. All entrances should make anyone nearby go "wtf!?".


  Once you have arrived on the scene and scared the neighbourhood, get out your weapons and cover the target. Loudly announce "IMMIGRATION PATROL: Get your hands in the air - passport at the ready!" (or similar).
  Weapons are aimed to discourage the person from fleeing or fighting. We do not want to give time for them to call the backup either.


5. Take Appropriate Actions:

If immigrant cooperates - switch to your scary melee weapons.

HAS PASSPORT:
  If the man gives you his passport, check to see if it is legal (/l (( is this passport legal for Argonath?). If it checks out ok, hand it back disgruntled and move to the next person. Or move out as quickly as you entered. If they aren't illegal - get outa there fast! And leave them confused.
DOES NOT GIVE PASSPORT:
  If the man does not give his passport, you must search him. E.g.

* [R*]Jcstodds starts to pat down the mans arms

* [R*]Jcstodds pats down torso, checks jacket pockets

* [R*]Jcstodds moves down checking trouser pockets

* [R*]Jcstodds grabs the mans balls thinking they are a hidden weapon

* [R*]Jcstodds pats down mans legs

/l (( Find anything?)) <- we say this if feeling evil... Because then they tell us if they have pwassport or not as they might forget ! Usually you should ask:/l ((find ID, weapons, drugs?))
  If you find a passport, see above.

NO PASSPORT:
  If you find no passport or ID, you must 'arrest them' through RP, and take to DPD. Do not use /su. If they do not cooperate by fighting or running, then you can /su.
When in the PD, ask for their name and check on police database. (/me checks Police database, does it come up with legal or illegal?)).
 If they do not cooperate by giving you a name, or they say that it comes up with illegal you can assume they are illegal. If they are legal, let them go.

Note: If they have given you a lot of trouble on the way to the PD, e.g. spitting, hitting etc, you can choose to take them to the 'quiet room' and beat them for their personal details if you know they wont cooperate. If they get a lawyer, and he looks like an immigrant, arrest and question him too. If the lawyer looks legal, just ignore him as this RP depends on the immigrants choice. If they argue about police brutality, assume illegal immigrant.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT:
  Ok so you have found they are illegal through one way or another. Basic way to handle them. Drive them to LS Docks and have a heli rendezvous with them. Load up the illegal immigrant. Fly about 10-20 seconds east from East Beach (not too far out to sea). Ask him which way his home country is. Tell him to swim in that direction. Release his cuffs (cancelsuspect if he is su), throw $1000 out the window and let him chase after it. If he doesn't jump out, kick him out. Send money only when they are in the sea. Mission complete. The $1000 is for cooperating with the RP and covers rescue costs or whatever (he has to swim back to shore!). After you have deported an illegal immigrant, do not harass them again, unless they want you to.  


6. Payments, rewards and debreif

  After each mission success, all participating IP members may recieve payment of $1000-5000 depending on the scale of operation. Typically patrols are paid less than operations as they involve more action. Afterwards you will be called back to regroup somewhere, ready to advertise for more work.




PART II: STING OPERATIONS
  Sting operations are used for luring in and trapping illegal immigrants and drug smugglers.

Sting Operations Overview:
1. Gather a team.
2. Decide target/ Scenario.
3. Find a tactical position.
4. Move in.

1. Gather a team:
  You should know the drill by now. Squad cars with colours 169 6. 2 Persons per squad car. Grab a CB channel. You will need an undercover agent depending on the scenario. Commander of operations is best placed as passenger in PD Maverick, with able pilot.

2. Decide target/ Scenario:
  You need to decide what targets you are after, and what scenario your sting will represent. The scenarios are designed to attract the illegal immigrants from their hiding. The undercover man (UC) in your operations should be dressed correctly and armed.
 
 Some examples:
TARGET - SCENARIO
i) Illegal Mexican immigrants -  a Taco street vendor. (Man selling taco's). Mexican immigrants like mexican food. They will be home sick. UC should be a Mexican.
ii) Illegal African Immigrants/ Escaped slaves - Fried chicken vendor. Open up a Clukin Bell. UC should be chicken man.
iii) Mixed immigrants - 'Cheap building work wanted'. Take someones house, break it up a little, advertise for construction work. Most builders are Illegal mexicans (USA) and Polish (UK). Or that's what we assume anyway, we completely stereotype. UC should be dressed depending on area (E.g gangster if in Grove).
iv) Drugs/ Weapons dealers - Act as buyer. Pretty boring, wont be covered with this guide.

3. Find a tactical position:
  You now have your operation decided and your man equipped, but this step is the most important! You must find a good placement for your UC man. It must match with your scenario (E.g. taco vendor goes in Little Mexico). It MUST be possible to completely surround area, or at lease block most exit points off. E.g., Grove is a good place as there is limited access. Alley ways are also good.

Things to consider when placing backup units:
  - Must have direct, quick access to surround area
  - When arriving, must cover all escape routes and arrive from as many directions as possible.
  - Must not be visible on radar by someone at the target area. Remember the radar zooms out when moving. Commander must make sure you cant see surrounding units on radar, or it will spook the target.
  - Must not be on an obvious route to the target. They might get suspicious if they drive by one of your cars facing the target area.


  When in position you must try draw in the illegal immigrants. Also, decide on a codeword to move in. Anyone who falls into the trap is considered a possible illegal immigrant. So if anyone arrives, asks for a taco, asks about building, call the codeword in your CB. Best one is "TACO". ( /cb TACO!  /s TACO!" ) - if the customer asks, just make excuse for random outburst..


4. Move in.

Proceed to charge in, weapons out, shouting, screaming, and investigate as described in Part I section 4 & 5. You should ONLY suspect for 'Illegal Immigrant' if they try to run away. If they run, they are assumed Illegal Immigrants (as opposed to evading police). You can /su for assault if they shoot or fight back.  
 
If placed correctly, you should all arrive on scene, from all directions at the same time. Proceed as you would outlined in Part I section 5!

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^ Sting operations at Little Mexico, selling Taco's to attract illegal mexican immigrants.


Continued in next post.

[Jcstodds]

PART III: COUNTY ROADBLOCKS
Roadblocks are used as a temporary means to largely reduce the transit of illegal narcotics and illegal immigrants from one county to another.

County Roadblocks overview:
1. Gather a team of cops.
2. Find a tactical place for roadblock.
3. Set up roadblock formation.
4. Check and search commuters.
5. Additional notes.

1. Gather a team of cops:
  Find some friends. Get some PD cars and paint 169 6. A prison van may be required (Boxville, Enforcer, Securicar).

2. Find tactical place for roadblock:
  Be smart. No one will stop at a road block that is in a dead end, or is in the middle of no where. Roadblock needs to have a purpose. The purpose is to check illegal substances and illegal immigrants are not being transported across city borders. LS LV Mako SPan highway and LS Flint bridge are good places. The roadblock needs to be in a pinch point, such as a bridge. This is so players are forced to go through your roadblock, or take a longer indirect route. You will need to designate an area to put abandoned civilian vehicles as well as park spare PD cars.  

3. Setup roadblock formation:
  Your roadblock needs to be able to let cars pass easily, but also prevent cars from charging through. The easiest formations to complete are the following:

V formation: This allows cars in each lane to move foward and backwards, giving openings for traffic in each lane without damaging other police cars. They will simply slot into each other.
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^ 'V' Formation roadblock in action.

W formation: A variation on the above V formation. Both formations work equally well, however this might be better for smaller bridges. Both formations are suitable for placing prison vans and spare vehicles in the centre to divide the lanes.
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http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s256/jcstodds/Immigration%20Patrol/sa-mp-014.png
^'W' Formation roadblock in action

  It may be possible to hire constuction workers to help with creating a roadblock system.
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http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s256/jcstodds/Immigration%20Patrol/sa-mp-025.png
^Alternative roadblock. This is what happens when government helps you out! Fully functional speed retarding barrier system.

4. Check and search commuters:

  To flag down an approaching driver, you must stand in the way shouting and waving your arms (/trafstop /hail /hail2 /wave2 /s). Knock on the drivers window, and greet him. Ask him to show you a passport or some kind of ID (identification). If suspicious activity is observed (shifty eyes, sweating etc), Request someone who is in a police vehicle do a quick crime check on the person (past and present crimes/ arrest warrants etc). This is so that you can recognise suspected players through an RP medium. Do NOT shoot orange on sight. Treat as ordinary civilian, and take action only if they do something suspicious looking. (E.g. an orange man in a suite drives up in a limo. If he doesn't act suspicious, you shouldn't him thoroughly, he looks rich and innocent, regardless of his /crime.)
 Ask the driver if he has anything to declare (carrying drugs, weapons, illegal immigrants) in his vehicle or on his person. If the man looks very suspicious, you might want to search his person, but only if he looks suspicious. (Refer to Part II, Section 5 for guidelines on searching a person.) Otherwise, his vehicle is the priority.
  To search a vehicle, ask the person to step out and then proceed to open each door. Check under each seat. Check glove compartment. Check the boot. Check keys are in the car. If the car is hotwired, ask the person why. If they give a believable excuse (e.g. I lost my keys), ignore. If they admit it is hotwired, you can fine them.
  
  FOUND SOMETHING ILLEGAL IN CAR?
  Depending on what it is, a veriaty of punishments can ensue. For small amounts of drugs, a fine, and dump them in a nearby river to make any other drugs unusable. For illegal immigrant, see Part II Section 5. If the car is stolen, you may wish to impound the car. You can give them car back if they pay a fine, or choose to destroy their vehicle as punishment for their crime. Only in extreme cases, e.g. if the person starts attacking cops, should /su be used. Otherwise proceed without /su. Only take to PD station if there are enough men to handle the roadblock. Request someone to pick them up if you have to.

  FOUND NOTHING?
  Bid them farewell, tell them to drive safe and watch their driving. Open roadblock up to them.

5. Additional notes:

-  ALWAYS let ALL emergency services through without trouble. FBI, Police, Medics and firemen should not be stopped. Lives could be lost if you stop them.  
-  NEVER shoot all orange suspects on sight. Orange folk pulling up to roadblock should be considered as normal civilians unless they give any signs of being wanted themselves. Your job is not to go around investigating random criminals.
- If someone breaks through roadblock, you can /su for failing to stop or dangerous driving. You are also permitted to shoot on sight repeat offenders who ram through the roadblock.

[Jason J. Dilworth]

Nickname Ronn
Rank Senior Officer
RP name Ronn J. Walters
Cop skin you will use N/A
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? The mexicans don't know how to lawn grass.
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = 1337

[tiderman]

Man, didn't I ever pass the trial test for the old FCSD?

[Bert]

Nickname: Bert Karlsson
Rank Sargent
RP name bERt Mc Dirt
Cop skin you will usethe one I like more
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? my sister
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = (3x^(x-2)+y/2x+2)/10x!

[Joseph_Allen]

Operations Manual... WIN!

[Pepper]

NicknamePepito Ancelotti
Rankfreecop
RP namePep
Cop skin you will use tan shirt
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? i like shooting things and stuff.
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 =who needs math when you have a gun and a tincan.

[Wake]

Nickname[GP]Wake_Callison
RankSAPD Cadet (currently in academy )
RP nameWake Callison
Cop skin you will useThe sheriff one with bright shirt and hat. Think it's 288
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff?Mexican's kidnapped my sister and I need to find themd
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 =2 guys with 2 nuts each

[Jcstodds]

Nickname Ronn
Rank Senior Officer
RP name Ronn J. Walters
Cop skin you will use N/A
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? The mexicans don't know how to lawn grass.
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = 1337

  Denied, your reason for wanting to join makes no sense at all!

Man, didn't I ever pass the trial test for the old FCSD?

I dunno, I can't remember if you executed that criminal in the hole in the desert in the end.   

Nickname: Bert Karlsson
Rank Sargent
RP name bERt Mc Dirt
Cop skin you will usethe one I like more
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? my sister
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = (3x^(x-2)+y/2x+2)/10x!

  Accepted as a Sheriff, cause you already know what your doing!

NicknamePepito Ancelotti
Rankfreecop
RP namePep
Cop skin you will use tan shirt
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? i like shooting things and stuff.
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 =who needs math when you have a gun and a tincan.

Nickname[GP]Wake_Callison
RankSAPD Cadet (currently in academy )
RP nameWake Callison
Cop skin you will useThe sheriff one with bright shirt and hat. Think it's 288
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff?Mexican's kidnapped my sister and I need to find themd
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 =2 guys with 2 nuts each

  Both accepted, welcome to the gang, I mean Sheriff division.

[Jcstodds]

 


 As you may have noticed, there is not really a ranking structure as I don't think it's necessary. However the Sheriff's (currently just me and Bert) know what they are doing and lead by example, so if you don't do what they ask, they will just kick your ass right to Los Flores and back.

[Marcello]

Nickname Marcello Corleone
Rank Freecop (been cadet before, re-applying now)
RP name Lemmy Bloom
Cop skin you will use

What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? There are many reasons for becoming a sheriff, but perhaps the most compelling reasons are that the job allows  me to make a difference, to make a change, and to perhaps even save a life. But i simply want to kick some mexican's ass, thanks

Intelligence test: 2 + 2 ==22

[Nikefeet]

Very nice il be in it!

Nickname Andrej
Rank SAPD: Cadet
RP name Andrej_Abrenkovich
Cop skin you will use
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff?
To help the division to bust the criminals in the countys, and make it save for the farmers and citiziens!
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = 4

[Dewog]

Nickname Dewog.
Rank ARPD officer, applicant to SAPD.
RP name Dewog
Cop skin you will use
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? I wanna join little smaller force, move far from LS, to country! I like hanging out at BC and i like when i get suspect in my rancher and take him to Fort Carson sheriff office for long investigations!  
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = 4

[MrTrane]

Nickname MrTrane
Rank SAPD Officer
RP name Trane Kiedis
Cop skin you will use
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? Free whiskey and Mexican hunting
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = Immigrants!

[Jcstodds]

All above accepted! Mostly because all showed trates genius, at least by drunken redneck standards! Although beginning to feel Lemmy Bloom may be an alien.

 See you ingame guys

[Plasma]

I changed my IG name to [SACS]Plasma[GP]

[Marcello]

Although beginning to feel Lemmy Bloom may be an alien.

Hello, wanna try my new sheriff's cap???

Anyways, i think i won't be able to get IG till 01.11.10, having holidays and going on mars in Italy with friends. If i will take laptop with me, i'll try to come IG when i'll have sum time or if i'll find Wireless connection

[Dan]

Nickname Dan_Snyder
Rank Freecop (with security guard rights for some reason, don't know why that is)
RP name Dan_Snyder
Cop skin you will use
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? Free weapons, cool cars. And a lot of alienhunting. Marcello, I would find a good place to hide :P
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = 1337?   I had an F on maths.

[Sago]

Nickname Kirby
Rank sergentat
RP name Killer of coloreds and devil
Cop skin you will use  caucasin and hat
What is your RP reason for becoming a Sheriff? take out colord and thro in ditch and water and die
Intelligence test: 2 + 2 = lynch