Arrest of the Day

[Brian_OConnor]

Removed: overquoting

That is kinda Spawn camping...

There arent lots in SF i agree with you..
But in LSPD..
All the new ppl join there and there wont be any Cruiser left. so i think its better to be DPD or SFPD ^^

[Rick Deckard]

 Grzesiek the LV captain got me and a couple of other guys and started a swat unit, well we were patrolling and after we stopped a race from happening we went to the ammunation and saw a suspect running and he stoped dead cold as soon as he saw us, and we got him


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[ber]

I was patrolling in starfish in a patrol car when suddenly a sparrow flew above me and rammed me with his blades :o.

The pilot was =FB=lionz, he was command to land at once!

He didn't and flew away, I suspected him and told the situation on teamspeak to the ARPD cadets =AV=tomaz and =FB=arto.

I followed him and he landed on the roof next to VCPD HQ in washington beach, a few seconds later =AV=tomaz and =FB=arto came.

I said to =AV=tomaz that he had to to get the police chopper and come back.

In the mean time, =FB=arto and me were staying getting the attention of the suspect.

The suspect flew a few minutes later away and =AV=tomaz came too late at the VCPD HQ in washington beach. :-\

I gave the command then to search him by car and I was going to patrol by heli.

When I flew in starfish, I saw that the sparrow stood on the roof of vercetti estate ??? and that the hunter was flying to a roof in little haiti. :o

The pilot was =FB=lionz , I asked immediatly the location of the two ARPD cadets, =FB=arto was heading to starfish and =AV=tomaz was in little haiti.

=FB=arto was going to get the sparrow and =AV=tomaz parked at the building from the roof where the suspect was.

I flew to the roof, I landed while getting out I asked to surrender.

First he didnt see me and was shooting at =AV=tomaz but then he saw me and he started to shoot at me...

We started to fight, he could hit me but I could get him down with my shotgun.

Lucky before I could put my second bullet in his body, he surrended. (right on time! :o :o)

During the fight, the hunter was damaged and the police heli was blowed.

That is why I asked =AV=tomaz to get the police chopper.

Now the suspect who surrended and me were for a few seconds alone, I stayed aiming at him but he stayed calm...

At the same moment =FB=arto and =AV=tomaz came with their choppers and we brought the suspect to VCPD HQ to jail him...

At my pictures you will see that the ARPD cadets dont have the copskin but they are cops ??? ???, that is because my skins are messed up

At the last picture, you will see that there is no suspect in jail ??? ???, that is because he tried to escape and got killed by computeradmin

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[Tomaz]

All my arests, or "kills" are gonna be on my web site:

http://www2.arnes.si/~tkotnj/English/Pictures.htm


=AV=Tomaz

PS: Don't go on the main (Slovenian) page,
you won't understand anything
 

[[R*]RON]

Division: SFPD (temporary transfer to LSPD, population of SF=0  )
Server time: I shouldnt have to do maths at this time in the morning
Area of incident: Im guessing market area LS (from screenshot)
Officers involved: me
Suspects:  WLD.Ravell  Crime: cant remember, its nearly 0200 im very tired.

 

Sorry...
The report from cadet Jcstodds:

"...It was early in the morning, captain, when I temporary transfered my police ass to another city, cos our city has no population... I remember this time, cos I had to do some work, which I do in the morning... The sun was rising over the tops of trees, when I found myself in some area, I patrolled... Maybe it was Market area in Los Santos, but i am not sure...

I saw suspect and started chase him... Have no idea what was his crime, cos i am too tired and it is nearly 0200 in the morning, when the sun shows over the tops of the trees... I started shooting him carefully to remove his armor... He finally answered me by shooting, so I was sure already - this guy is dangerous and should be killed...

There also other officers vere involved in the chase, but, sir, they all were noobers, trust my badge... Finally I killed the criminal, dunno his crime, cos it was 0200 in the morning, when I had to do maths...

Here is a photo of criminal dead... Look at the left side of the picture - there is my dead body as well, shotted by other cops, who were noobers..."

 

Damn guys, If I'll start to post such news on site, this site will be the most popular amoung all police sites of internet... 

[[R*]RON]

Another great report: Tomaz...

 

"Hello, dear ARPD HQ...
This is reporting cadet Tomaz...
All my reports you can find on my own home web page...
Please, do not pay attention on the frontpage, cos it is on Slovenian...
Thank you, my dear Chiefs..."

[[R*]RON]

Grzesiek the LV captain got me and a couple of other guys and started a swat unit, well we were patrolling and after we stopped a race from happening we went to the ammunation and saw a suspect running and he stoped dead cold as soon as he saw us, and we got him

 

"...This happened, when Grzesiek got me and other officers (names hidden) to start a SWAT unit... We were patrolling (area hidden) and stopped the race (racers names hidden)... After it we went to Ammunations (location hidden) and saw a suspect (name hidden)... He stopped and bad for him, we killed him..."

There is missing one thing...
"...Can I join the F.B.I.?"....... 

[[R*]RON]

Lol, guys, sorry of cos for my funny mood, all thanks to you... 
But please, when you type reports - think always - what should the administration put on site for reports...)))))))))

There is instruction what should be in a report... Please, make your imagination more working...)))
And do not forget to check the crimes, names and areas...
Also, reports will be good, if they are detailed... It will make the picture be more alive...)))

Anyway thanks for reports... I appriciate your work and tryings...
And hope you ll soon start make it more cool...))))))

[Jcstodds]

Wow, i like your writing Ron! Seriously i found it very funny  !

You should do more piss takes  they are good!

BTW, the maths I was referring to was working out the Argonath time in comparison to my own, however subconciously may have written bout it cuz I have unfinished maths coursework that was supposed to handed in 2 weeks ago...

   Have a look at the flowchart i made (Police academy section) That is also contradicting, politically incorrect and wrong if actually taken seriously.

  After a crap monday at college (two and half hours of maths ) that is what i need for cheering up - Some piss taking, that is also well written!!! Maybe i should elaborate on my reports further, nd make them less formal if you like that sort of thing....

I think we are starting to see a humourous side to Ron....

Lol, guys, sorry of cos for my funny mood, all thanks to you... 
...- what should the administration put on site for reports...)))))))))

Well now we know what we can put on reports.... ........

[Tomaz]

Np...

Lol, guys, sorry of cos for my funny mood, all thanks to you... 
But please, when you type reports - think always - what should the administration put on site for reports...)))))))))

There is instruction what should be in a report... Please, make your imagination more working...)))
And do not forget to check the crimes, names and areas...
Also, reports will be good, if they are detailed... It will make the picture be more alive...)))

Anyway thanks for reports... I appriciate your work and tryings...
And hope you ll soon start make it more cool...))))))

[Tomaz]

You said that 

Another great report: Tomaz...

 

"Hello, dear ARPD HQ...
This is reporting cadet Tomaz...
All my reports you can find on my own home web page...
Please, do not pay attention on the frontpage, cos it is on Slovenian...
Thank you, my dear Chiefs..."

[Jcstodds]

Division: SFPD
Server time: approx 1800hours
Suspect processed: .:Heruwar
Crime: Murder, resisiting arrest
Outcome: 
Details:

  It was the end of my shift at SFPD, so i headed to the nearest 24/7 for a bottle of whiskey and some sprunk. Avoiding the country hicks I decided to head to LS (the next nearest 24/7). As I sat at the wheel, downing the flask- radio reports come in of disturbances at Grove. SHIT!!
  I spilt white fizzing sprunk over my trousers! Damn.
It was the felons fault...radio startled me ... I stepped on it, and advanced to the criminal. I was pretty pissed off by now, as you may guess, and this fleeing crim was not to keep me from my wife, who had arranged a surprise for me......
  Not wanting to be seen because of the embarrasing stains and not wanting to run, i sat behind a fence to rest whilst the suspect ran across the freeway. I was angry. I turned and shot. The gun remained in its position floating in the midst of my hands.....

http://shannon.lv-als.co.uk/Cop%20stuff/sa-mp-474.png

  This I assure is the exact place in which i shot him, wkter was on his heels and retreated in confusion from the other side, wondering how the criminal just died within reach....

  And best of all, no one saw the sprunk, and I RTB'd with an empty bottle of Grouse feeling entoxicated to say the least.


[Next day]

Division: LSPD
Server time:
Suspect(s) processed: Feffie_1 and Ertbanned
Crime: Murder, assault, generally bad Rp...
Outcome: Would have been 30 seconds for them both....
Details:
  Quite hungover, I patrolled local crime spots where most teen related murders and assaults occur (chip shops, 24/7s and gas stations) in Los Santos. Uneasily I approched Little Mexico. In the distance a fellow officer was being beaten. I was too late. My condolences go out to him, and his family  ...
  The teens surrendered immediatly at the sight of my (very big and powerful) gun. They trembled at he mere sight of it as I drove them downtown (Pershing Sq.).
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  Aproaching the station I remembered Feffie_1's reputation for poor Rping, and then they jumped. They sprinted to the nearest car - [ALS]Biffo's limo. Now its personal. Forcing my alcohol filled tank out of the car I approached calmly.
  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  The driver Feffie_1 was massacarred at the wheel, as 3 consecutive 50cal rounds riddled his flesh.
  Meanwhile completely oblivious was Ertbanned helping himself to [ALS]Champaign, and it wasnt untill he saw my enraged figure pelting towards him that he knew he wasnt free. Bricking it he dived out of the door and entered the infernus, taking a few unwelcomed shots lowering his health.
  The next 3minutes went by in an adrenaline fuelled blur. Winding through the city of LS, ripping through the streets in red persuit other units joined and we finally chased him to sea, Santa Marie Beach.
  Trapped on the pier he had no where to run, his brain steaming from crack, he lept into the sea and made for the boats. Other officers shot from the pier, but using my cadet initiative (lol oxymoron) I went down to the beach and fed the swimming crook with a tasty shell of shotgun kickass, and then he inturn fed the fishes in a squirming fit.
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-Suspect Processed, thank you for choosing LSPD, have a nice day-

  More screens from my vigilante days, and cheesy captions:

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"Unless that broadway can go 850fps, your head better be bullet proof"- That guy learned the hard way.

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"Not quite a bridge too far" Jcstodds- forever solving domestic problems!


Cadet jcstodds to ARPD HQ report filed, over.


 

[Rick Deckard]

that last pic was good

[Rick Deckard]

 The drug stop- 4/20

 Tired after a long night with a nice girl, I get dressed into my LV uniform.

Its my 3rd week as a cadet and I am hoping for some action, surely it happened today when I least expected it.

 After I got dressed, grabbed some coffee and a cigarette I walked out of the motel leaving the girl and never seeing her again.

It was a nice friday and the sun was shining, I drove the squad car to the LVPD to ask for my assignment, it was to patrol the LV/LS border bridge.

 Such a shitty job for a nice day, I still liked waiting there for a speeder or stopping a random person for no reason.

 2 hours into the day, a couple of hard ass Mexicans came rolling by my car and I turned my car around to stop them.

 I wailed through the microphone " Stop your vehicle!'' and they stopped sure enough packing 9s  on the dashboard I thought.

 I stepped out the my car and told the driver to step out of his car, he got out.

 I pointed my M4 at his head into I was convinced he didn't have a gun on him.

 I then told the other guy to also get out of the car, he did so.

 I ask them if they have had a couple of drinks or hits today, they responded like this.
 
 '' No sir we just were driving into town to catch a strip show''


 I then tell them to get into the back of my car, then I check the car for drugs and I find some  :weed:in the dashboard, I pocket it for later use and then find a ton more bellow a seat and I take it out and show them this.

 I ask what this was, and they say we don't know.

Long story short, I booked the drug dealers and drive to my home to my wife and I smoke some of that weed because after all its 420 

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[Jcstodds]

  This is Cadet Jcstodds, handing in himself, admitting gross misconduct of violence, aggresion and assault on numerous accounts towards criminals as a vigilante with little regard for the city environment and donuts.
  Request temporary leave to attend San Andreas drive though mental institute......

Date: April 22nd, 2007
Report details:

  Waking up in Los Santos eyes burning, the curtains open to view an orange phospherous light corrupted by the smog. A blur passes and then im somehow at LSPD, and am being ordered to patroll the area.
  "Searg im quite tired-"
  "Do your f**king job cadet or I will stick this baton where the..."   (you get the idea)....So i patrolled the streets reluctantly, scouring the darkened polluted horizon for signs of trouble.
  A suspect. Relativly close by, I gave chase paying attention to his driving patterns and calculating possible destinations, however this morning my logic was concealed by mist so I simply followed shouting "stop" "pullover" "respect the megaphone" etc... Until we arrived in the airport. I chased him down with fiery breath until he had no where to go (except the entire airport).            I shot.
  I had blood on my hands. What happened? Pixelated adrenaline fuelled the responce, and as my pixelated gun fired, the bullet pierced the soul that was my own....
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  And then like a addiction to base, small became big and details such as peoples walks became noticable. The day went on, patrolling lonesomely and then the hunts began. The frame of mind changed, and like the psycopathic manic being I felt like, criminals suddenly lost there right to live soon after they ran. If they did not comply- then the bullet was judge, joury and executioner. A red veil covered my eyes from reality as the criminal world desintegrated before my very arms.....
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  It was not until I reviewed the evidence, that I had decided to face the justice system like a man, and face the families of the scum I had brutaly slaughtered. I think of their faces day and night, those who had just reached a vehicle...eyes of hope and faith turn dead as their spine implodes into itself before a mixture of lead and bone tear through the soft tissue of their lost lives.....lost to the wrong cause.
  However I will always be their to protect and serve hust like the next man, and now I should sleep, or possibly drink some hi-caffiene sprunk before going back on duty tomorrow....Slurp Slurp hmmmmm...

  Writers disclaimer: The images linked to are of criminals that prefered their chances of escaping & those who did not comply to a previous surrender command. The story is infact fictional and not in anyway in respect to my own life, or any past experiences, and the reports of cadet jcstodds are created for RP and humerous purposes.
 
  PS. This was all today, I havnt played much today (>3hours) and did ask to surrender and didnt mindlessly kill everyone who was wanted. (The images dont show them all xD  )


(Few hours later)
Wow- that drive through psycho place in LV really works! Ill be reporting in for duty tomorrow with slightly less "urge to kill" (only joking)
-jcstodds-

[Daniel]

LOL WTF  
Very Cool!!!
Keep doing it... 

Cop's RULES                

[Jcstodds]

...im sure they will get crazier and funnier... its just that they take a while to come up with 

[Miguell Rodriguez]

lol theres only 2/3 screenshots with my text, being mad at some ppl, while i have earned 80k in 1 night on DMers like David_Armstrong, Rory, and some petrucci guy or something and the ASFers triein to kill me and brian, 

[Jcstodds]

  Sometimes it is veryhard/ impossible to RP with dmers. So I kill them after realising that they will either shoot or run. If the player is a very good rper, then I am likely to /cancelsuspect on him for simply playing along.
  However, does killing a dmer make you one? NO. As long as you at least try to hint to them that you want to RP, then there is no reason for you not to kill them if they go running off guns blazing shooting old ladies and admins from their greenwoods.
A possible caption for the thought of a dmer in one of my screens:
  "Ooh look, im surrounded...They all have guns, I have a baseball bat. HOw about i run around for a while as they shoot me with dodgy gun aiming. Ha they will never catch me because as they type -'surrender or we will shoot' I will be in that hotring driving at 130mph down the Highway. Nearly at that hotring....Lol that cop ran out of breath, he cannot shoot me!!!....so close BANG  " Ant the dmer is dead...

  Usually what follows is...
"OMG Dming cops!! Abusing !!! Kick all cops!!"
"You didnt type surrender!! Admins kick them all!!"
Or sometimes-
"Fu(beep)! All cops are noobs! You all cheat and hack!"
"You F(beep)ing sh(beep)t bas(beep)rd cop noobs"

* jcstodds says

  Just the norm for any cadet... Give them a bannana, or I will give them the nearest thing to a bannana I can, and that is a bullet.

-jcstodds-

ps look out for more reports 

[LloydBanks]

Division: SFPD
Server time:hmm  duno lets put 00.00
Area of incident: SF Ariport
Officers involved: me, simolzki or i duno hwop to type hes name right
Suspects:  tonys and 1 mooree guy