Author Topic: Funny cop pics/video/jokes (Read 35048 times)

RoryAnstruther · « **Reply #40 on:** October 26, 2009, 16:45:20 pm »

Quote from: Jake Emerson on October 26, 2009, 16:10:14 pm

Ah, I will look later. Funny video non-the-less. Love your avatar btw lol

Thanks, I was watching super troopers last night because the power was out (on my laptop), and when the scene where John O'Hagan is talking to Bruce Grady in Grady's office, O'Hagan says "Now you scratch my back or you're going to get my size 12 boot up your ass" - Saw his face and was like "PERFECT!"

I've been thinking about role playing a character like O'Hagan in Argonath as well, the more I watch Super Troopers the more I see myself with O'Hagan's personality in real life.

Janar · « **Reply #41 on:** November 02, 2009, 15:08:48 pm »

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Reminder to Giac... If you promote a cop ass to SAPD Member List.

That looked kinda funny.

EDIT: Quote system messed up :S
Check it there: http://arpd.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=7012.msg47817#msg47817

[R*]Austin · « **Reply #42 on:** November 02, 2009, 15:44:55 pm »

Quote from: Janar on November 02, 2009, 15:08:48 pm

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Reminder to Giac... If you promote a cop ass to SAPD Member List.

That looked kinda funny.

EDIT: Quote system messed up :S
Check it there: http://arpd.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=7012.msg47817#msg47817

omg... Damn, supposed to be "add", "s" is next to the "d"...

jemerson · « **Reply #43 on:** November 02, 2009, 15:47:32 pm »

Saw that on his application, wanted to reply but I could'nt

Atunzuman · « **Reply #44 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:25:30 am »

RBin_Alterlis · « **Reply #45 on:** November 08, 2009, 18:52:43 pm »

jemerson · « **Reply #46 on:** November 09, 2009, 11:30:39 am »

You may laugh at the above but watching dvd's and playing solataire is a daily occurence.

[R*]Austin · « **Reply #47 on:** November 11, 2009, 16:20:37 pm »

Quote from: RBin_Alterlis on November 08, 2009, 18:52:43 pm

Dial 911...

Cruel Cooking Chef Curry Alterlis · « **Reply #48 on:** November 11, 2009, 18:55:04 pm »

Quote from: Atunzuman on November 03, 2009, 03:25:30 am

lolcat xD

Quote from: RBin_Alterlis on November 08, 2009, 18:52:43 pm

Cop can get bored sometime
They risk their life, serving public, enforcing law
Let them relax

Thomas_Crof · « **Reply #49 on:** November 12, 2009, 21:23:32 pm »

Left-bottom: Pretty cool. When I put my hand like this, I can't see my gun.
Center-bottom: I'm crushing your head.
Right-bottom: Do that kick, like Ryu in *Street Fighter.*

Janar · « **Reply #50 on:** November 12, 2009, 21:45:24 pm »

Last 3 pics' text was hard to read.

Thomas_Crof · « **Reply #51 on:** November 12, 2009, 21:59:12 pm »

Left-bottom: Pretty cool. When I put my hand like this, I can't see my gun.
Center-bottom: I'm crushing your head.
Right-bottom: Do that kick, like Ryu in *Street Fighter.*

Hidduh · « **Reply #52 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:27:24 am »

jemerson · « **Reply #53 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:01:09 am »

Chief Celeborn doing speed enforcement with his Hunter

Pepper · « **Reply #54 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:21:30 am »

Quote from: Jake Emerson on November 13, 2009, 04:01:09 am

Chief Celeborn doing speed enforcement with his Hunter

Lol

Shawn Edwards · « **Reply #55 on:** November 13, 2009, 18:43:02 pm »

Read this, you will

..............

Speeding
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...

Shawn Edwards · « **Reply #56 on:** November 13, 2009, 18:45:34 pm »

Did she threaten to kill you?
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.

The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"

"No," replied the nervous immigrant.

"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."

"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."

"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.

"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.

The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.

The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"

Circle Flies
After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?"

The trooper paused to take another swat and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies."

The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse."

The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says," Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"

"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that."

"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely, then goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

I am at school dieing laughing........

Two Italian guys are driving through Texas ...
Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me!

Janar · « **Reply #57 on:** November 13, 2009, 19:03:04 pm »

Quote from: Shawn_E on November 13, 2009, 18:43:02 pm

Read this, you will ..............

Speeding
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...

Hahahahaha!!!

Did this happen on Argo?

Travis Colt · « **Reply #58 on:** November 13, 2009, 20:55:41 pm »

Got a Ingame one..

Didn't knew JDC was such a.. Love cop?

Janar · « **Reply #59 on:** November 13, 2009, 21:16:05 pm »

It is since RS3 still, ALS using channel 999

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