Argonath RPG Police Department
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jcstodds on May 20, 2010, 17:12:05 pm
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Well it seems DPD just had lots of beer and whiskey installed, and LSPD has just had a donutmatic (or some crazy thing).
This petition is for Fort Carson to have missile launchers and other over the top weapon systems installed in and around the premises. Fort Carson PD is renowned for importing large caches of weapons and whiskey, and has also fought the Chinese during the communist invasion a few months ago (See: "Safetymoose."). Fort Carson also is required to fight the illegal aliens (both interplanetary and intercountry immigration) since the army groups are too busy shooting old ladies and the other PD's are probably busy doing what they are supposed to be doing.
PROPOSED PLANS: (Designed by =AV=Sarah)
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3 long range Surface to Surface missile/ Surface to Air pods aimed at strategic locations are required to main intercounty peace. The missiles are used only when the state of emergency is announced, for scenarios including but not limited to: Zombie Invasion, Communist Army Invasion, Vince's moustache falls off, Citywide rioting, Criminal garrison of PD's, Terrorist attacks, Gay Pride parades.
An outdoor bar for refreshments complete with BBQ is required to maintain good relations with the nearby civilian populations. Various shooting and drinking games can take place here. As required by Bone County Law. This provides a commercial expansion to Fort Carson and would enable the hiring of civilians for party management.
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A large stockpile of barrels for oil, whiskey and moonshine is required for a possible nuclear war or the election of a black president. Complete with access ramp, the storage facilities will keep Fort Carson PD running for years to come even if the country is laid to a uninhabitable urban waste, or if there is a nuclear war. This will create many jobs for various transport industries.
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A touch sensitive radar is used with buttons shaped like animals, that make animal noises, so that even our most intelligent Sheriff's may use them. The screen required will be made of bulletproof material so it is not smashed or broken accidentally when operated upon with a spade, sword or vehicle.
A large lookout tower is required to look for Communist paratroopers, FBI, black guys and other major criminal identities.
So sign here, stating your name, rank and PD to suppport this petition to the government!
Signature #1
Signed: Sheriff of Fort Carson PD, Jcstodds
Signature #2
Signed, Janar, Lieutenant of Dillimore PD
Signature #3
Lieutenant Robert Longstreet, LSPD
Signature #4
Signed, Dutchy.
Signature #5
Signed,
ex LSPD Officer Corey Alterlis
Signature #6
Sergent Bowling S.F.P.D.
Signature #7
Officer Richard, Dillimore Police Dept.
Signature #8
Signed,
Officer Joseph Almeida
Dillimore Police Department
Signature #9
Signed,
LSPD Officer Thomas Hawkins
Signature #10
Sergeant Bert Karlsson from Dillimore PD
Signature #11
- Senior Officer Jerome F. Frost DPD.
Signature #12
Signed,
Lieutenant Brian "Boozman" Roberts
Signature #13
Signed, Deputy Chief Vincent Vice
Signature #14
Signed, Ex- DPD Officer Pepper.
Signature #15
Officer Sarah M. M-C of SFPD.
Signature #16
Signed.
LSPD Officer Hiroaki Andrew
Signature #17
Signed,
Sergeant Fawkes
Signature #18
Signed, Sergeant Ethan Walker, Dillimore PD
Signature #19
Signed, Senior Officer Franklin E. Serin Jr. LSPD
Signature #20
Signed by Officer Plam Knight
Signature #21
Signed, Police Cadet Joseph Allen
Signature #22
Signed,
Mafs Ventura, Officer, Dillimore Police Department.
Signature #23
Signed
Senior Officer Mr.Trane
Signature #24
Signed,
DPD S Officer Biesmen
Signature #25
Signed,
ARPD Officer Kelvin "Sushi" Gould
Signature #26
Signed,
Free Officer Rancher Knight
Signature #27
Signed
Senior Officer Victoria Taylor
Signature #28
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2iiu32g.png) - DPD Officer
Signature #29
Signed VCPD Captain and LSPD Officer David Ward
Signature #30
Signed SWAT Commander Alan Demarest
Signature #31
Signed,
Lieutenant Wayne Winchester.
Signature #32
Signed Officer Ed Lane
Signature #33
Signed,
Officer Webster Fox
Signature #34
Signed,
Freecop Mahome
Signature #35
Signed,
Freecop Tommy Lings
Signature 36
Signed
Officer Husky Steins
Signature #37
Signed by Officer Inkognito de Lena, DPD, SA State, USA.
Signature #38
Signed, former LSPD Sergeant, Laura Dye
Signature #39
Signed :
Freecop Andrew Jackson, SAPD
Other comments and news:
:gandalf:
WARNING
yes its official !!
I have had complainmts about racist and imflametory remarks (since removed)
Please keep this fun, without the above.
If you do not I will ensure that this is locked off and those involved in the comments suitably punished..
Nothing wrong with fun, but not at expense of others..
As you can see this petition is supported by numerous Officers, Sergeants and Lieutenants within SAPD, as well as the Deputy Chief. These veteran and experienced units appreciate the value of Fort Carson PD and understand that missile launchers, a bar and a liquid storage facility can only benefit the increasing strength of SAPD and police force as a whole.
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For sure!
Signed, Janar, Lieutenant of Dillimore PD
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Yeah, I think it is necessery.
Lieutenant Robert Longstreet, LSPD
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Fo' sho'!
Signed, Dutchy.
Rank: Copbanned.
PD: None.
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heh? :trust:
But... well,
Agreed!
Signed,
ex LSPD Officer Corey Alterlis
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Let's do it.
Sergent Bowling S.F.P.D.
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Heck yeah.
Officer Richard, Dillimore Police Dept.
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I agree.
Signed,
Officer Joseph Almeida
Dillimore Police Department
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In agreement with the Sheriff J. C. Scoddlesworth, for the missile installment on the premises of Fort Carson, on one condition: Let me ride on one of the missiles! :fly:
Signed, LSPD Officer
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Sergeant Bert Karlsson from Dillimore PD
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- Senior Officer Jerome F. Frost DPD.
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Good idea, The safety and wellbeing of Argonath depends on it!
Signed,
Lieutenant Brian "Boozman" Roberts
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Completely useless idea and topic.
Just kidding. :D
Signed, Deputy Chief Vincent Vice
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Signed, Ex- DPD Officer Pepper.
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Officer Sarah M. M-C of SFPD.
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Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
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Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
You mean the Army operates out of a DPD-run area in which the DPD has the ultimate say? Therefore you get to assert ownership over parts of DPD's area?
right right.
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Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
All I've seen the army do is utterly fail at simple drills and open fire on random suspects.
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Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
All I've seen the army do is utterly fail at simple drills and open fire on random suspects.
Not ADF or USAA. You're mistaken.
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Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
I fully support the army in helping fight crime and positively encourage it, however I feel that I, the Sheriff of Fort Carson PD makes a much larger impact on the stability of the world than your army and therefore needs bigger weapons. And I'm not talking about those sissy half plastic M4's you probably carry around either.
Also I have imported many weapons beforehand in large quantities through many truck convoys. I already have the weapons, they are in storage. I just need the governments consent to mount them. Besides the weapons will only be used for fun and for real work, like fun, Chinese Invasions and Zombie attacks, black guys 'breaking down' on fields, for storing beer and lots of other stuff. Serious shit happens in Bone County.
Ps. Post RP things in topic and you will get a stereotypical, cowboy sheriff reply .
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Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
I fully support the army in helping fight crime and positively encourage it, however I feel that I, the Sheriff of Fort Carson PD makes a much larger impact on the stability of the world than your army and therefore needs bigger weapons. And I'm not talking about those sissy half plastic M4's you probably carry around either.
Also I have imported many weapons beforehand in large quantities through many truck convoys. I already have the weapons, they are in storage. I just need the governments consent to mount them. Besides the weapons will only be used for fun and for real work, like fun, Chinese Invasions and Zombie attacks, black guys 'breaking down' on fields, for storing beer and lots of other stuff. Serious shit happens in Bone County.
Ps. Post RP things in topic and you will get a stereotypical, cowboy sheriff reply .
1. Why would a sheriff need a Missile Launcher?
2. Where do you import weapons from? And where do you store them?
3. Missile Launchers seem like a very big weapon to me. Not a small one.
Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed
You mean the Army operates out of a DPD-run area in which the DPD has the ultimate say? Therefore you get to assert ownership over parts of DPD's area?
right right.
Yes, we actually do
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Signed.
LSPD Officer Hiroaki Andrew
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Signed, Sergeant Ethan Walker, Dillimore PD
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1. Why would a sheriff need a Missile Launcher?
2. Where do you import weapons from? And where do you store them?
3. Missile Launchers seem like a very big weapon to me. Not a small one.
1. Why the f**k not? :D
2. This is highly classified information.
3. Missle Launchers are not big compaired to some of our other tools. *hint hint*
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It would make me feel better knowing that if and when fit hits the shan, i will be protected.
Signed, Senior Officer Franklin E. Serin Jr. LSPD
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I agree with the Sheriff you have my vote.
Signed by Officer Plam Knight
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1. Why would a sheriff need a Missile Launcher?
2. Where do you import weapons from? And where do you store them?
3. Missile Launchers seem like a very big weapon to me. Not a small one.
Haha. Why would I need a missile launcher? Well that is easy. I can only throw missiles so far, and the last time that happened my body had to be separated from the corpses of 3 cows. It was very painful and the crazy doctor kept eating bits. I import these weapons from a variety of places. Many of them are illegal imports are from the black market, the weapons used in the wars against the Australia and Canada. Also the Chinese like to sell me weapons in return for some fake passports. It is a great business. Selling fake documents goes well with capturing illegal immigrants. Reminds me of the time I was an arsonist fireman.
Also good observation on your 3rd point. Missiles - are - big - weapon - well - done. :app: And that is another reason why I need them, to fill a personal inadequacy gained from an alcohol abused childhood and living in an incestuous neighbourhood in Bone County has messed up me so much I need large missile launchers to hide to the world that really I have a small penis.
So just sign the god darn petition!
And who knows, I might let you play with them too.
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I am not signing a petition for some sheriff wanting a missile launcher. Let the army handle those situations. Deagles are far enough for cop duties.
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sir I wunt to kno wut ws in dat picz0r :redface:
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On one Condition: I be one of the People who can designate where these missiles hit. (Cruise Missile-y goodness :P, LOL)
Signed, Police Cadet Joseph Allen
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Deagles are far enough for cop duties.
I'm not a cop, and I do not use deagle. I have a katana and sometimes an AK. I am a Sheriff and I do not need an army guy to tell me what is and is not enough!
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sir I wunt to kno wut ws in dat picz0r :redface:
No off topic or spam here please. If nothing constructive to discuss then it is not welcome here.
On one Condition: I be one of the People who can designate where these missiles hit. (Cruise Missile-y goodness :P, LOL)
Signed, Police Cadet Joseph Allen
Haha accepted.
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On one Condition: I be one of the People who can designate where these missiles hit. (Cruise Missile-y goodness :P, LOL)
Signed, Police Cadet Joseph Allen
Haha accepted.
/Fire - Missile (2) - Location (LSPD)
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Signed
Senior Officer Mr.Trane
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Imagine This:
So there's a Bigass C30/ CPurple like the ones you find at Ganton. Cops and Criminals are embroiled in an intense shootout. Bullets are flying, blood is being spilt, bodies are dropping. The cops are losing so they seem to pull back to re-consolidate, re-arm and lick their wounds. The criminals heave a sigh, and prepare themselves for the next wave.
Then the very Earth shakes as as they look up only to see a Cruise Missle about to..... BOOM!
(Cue Mushroom Clouds)
How's that for RP? ;P
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Imagine This:
So there's a Bigass C30/ CPurple like the ones you find at Ganton. Cops and Criminals are embroiled in an intense shootout. Bullets are flying, blood is being spilt, bodies are dropping. The cops are losing so they seem to pull back to re-consolidate, re-arm and lick their wounds. The criminals heave a sigh, and prepare themselves for the next wave.
Then the very Earth shakes as as they look up only to see a Cruise Missle about to..... BOOM!
(Cue Mushroom Clouds)
How's that for RP? ;P
DO WANT
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All that is needed is that gandalf gives me 1337 admin status so I can make fireworks and then you really do have missile launcher RP :D as it would rely on gps
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I agree!
Signed,
Mafs Ventura, Officer, Dillimore Police Department.
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/fire missile x y
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Signed,
DPD S Officer Biesmen
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Signed,
DPD Officer Francis "The Dragon" Smith.
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/fire missile LSPD, SFPD
Who needs those foolish city folk departments when you have DPD and FCPD? :D
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why not make it like into an orbital strike? as in you point at the place with a laser or gun then press left click and 1,2 or 3 missiles will come down from the sky and BOOM goes the target
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I forgot about this :P
If your interested in building objects in SA:MP and feel an urge to put some missile launchers on FCPD, who knows, maybe the developers will allow it to go on Argonath!
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maybe move Area 69's missile to PD?
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I forgot about this :P
If your interested in building objects in SA:MP and feel an urge to put some missile launchers on FCPD, who knows, maybe the developers will allow it to go on Argonath!
Three missle launchers. All aimed in directions of Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas ;3
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Also thought, why FCPD without beer?
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Was interested :3
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Sarah that is EPIC!!!! :rofl: :app: :money: :money: :money: :money:
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Three missle launchers. All aimed in directions of Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas ;3
Add 1 more and aim at DPD!
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Three missle launchers. All aimed in directions of Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas ;3
Add 1 more and aim at DPD!
Why would I do that? DPD is allied with FCPD cause they're both county patrols. =/ So, if I aimed one at DPD, than Jcstodds and Giac wouldn't be able to drink beer together anymore because....well he'd be dead =/
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I forgot about this :P
If your interested in building objects in SA:MP and feel an urge to put some missile launchers on FCPD, who knows, maybe the developers will allow it to go on Argonath!
Three missle launchers. All aimed in directions of Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas ;3
(http://i46.tinypic.com/k14f1h.jpg)
Also thought, why FCPD without beer?
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2vipb12.jpg)
Was interested :3
OMFG WHAHAHahhaahah :lol: that's awesome. That's what I'm talking about ! I think only thing that could make it better would be a ramp going up to the beers (so it can be used for mindless stunting/ access ramp) and probably some cannons/ tower or whatever else you can stick in xD
Bloody brilliant! Now I will pester CBF :evil:
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I forgot about this :P
If your interested in building objects in SA:MP and feel an urge to put some missile launchers on FCPD, who knows, maybe the developers will allow it to go on Argonath!
Three missle launchers. All aimed in directions of Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas ;3
(http://i46.tinypic.com/k14f1h.jpg)
Also thought, why FCPD without beer?
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2vipb12.jpg)
Was interested :3
win!
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OMFG WHAHAHahhaahah :lol: that's awesome. That's what I'm talking about ! I think only thing that could make it better would be a ramp going up to the beers (so it can be used for mindless stunting/ access ramp) and probably some cannons/ tower or whatever else you can stick in xD
Bloody brilliant! Now I will pester CBF :evil:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/dzf0xk.jpg)
How's that? :D 1 Spot tower in the back of FCPD. A big ramp with a huge ring :3 Sadly I had to move one of the missle launchers so that the ramp wouldn't get....torched....and disinegrate :3
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Awesome job, Sarah! Why not add a rollercoaster? :rofl: :lol:
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Signed
State Trooper Garry"Dream" Smith
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Awesome job, Sarah! Why not add a rollercoaster? :rofl: :lol:
Cause GTA only made a ferris wheel D:
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Sarah. More booze. That's an order. :D
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Haha the tower is good but the ramp wasn't quite what I had in mind. Just something needed to access the beer, not so you have to do a jump to get on there!
Also the big ring is a bit overpowering :D
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Haha the tower is good but the ramp wasn't quite what I had in mind. Just something needed to access the beer, not so you have to do a jump to get on there!
Also the big ring is a bit overpowering :D
haha, alright. I'll think of something else. :)
Heres a new update, fixed a few things and added a few things::
A bar area, and a grill - Theres a deer head as well.
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Fixed the ramp you wanted... It's a lower ramp, and its good acsess.
(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af299/Sarah_P_260/FCPD5.jpg)
And this is a radar for your missle launchers - it's touchpad sensitive, so you have to have a login and everything.
(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af299/Sarah_P_260/FCPD4.jpg)
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Hmm.. Is it possible to add ornaments like the ones you see in clubs IG? Like lights.. Make this topic ''Pimpin' FCSD!'' :lol:
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I like this.
Signed,
ARPD Officer Kelvin "Sushi" Gould
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OH MY GOD! :wow:
WE NEED THIS! For the safety of San Andreas!
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OH MY GOD! :wow:
WE NEED THIS! For the safety of San Andreas!
Haha yeah, now all we need is approval from scripters, developers, owners, and...i think other people :(
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Signed,
Free Officer Rancher Knight
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Signed
Senior Officer Victoria Taylor
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This is srsbsns!!!
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Awesome!
Signed VCPD Captain and LSPD Officer David Ward
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Hm.. Supported.
Signed SWAT Commander Alan Demarest
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30 Signatures! That's like... a quarter of SAPD?
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30 Signatures! That's like... a quarter of SAPD?
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Signed,
Lieutenant Wayne Winchester.
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30 Signatures! That's like... a quarter of SAPD?
Well, once I got the pictures, and made it JUST perfect. :)
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Signed Officer Ed Lane (got demoted for bein in-active apparently )
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Signed,
Officer Webster Fox
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Signed,
Freecop Mahome
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Signed,
Freecop Tommy Lings
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Listen I think that people need to think about this topic srsbiznessly. Because from a scripting standpoint this is doable and it would look BADASS. I think this is an alternative to opening LVPD as well. We could open FCPD and I would head Elqubardos PD (With SFPD because their is no way in f**king hell I am leaving SFPD) And we could really do this shit. I think that this would look great. Some people would say shit like "It dosen't look professional" or "its a waste of time" well I say to those people f**k OFF!! This is a game and its ment for us to have fun and Jcstodds wants ous to have SOME f**kING FUN!! So yea lets do this shit. Lets move this topic to the Argonath Forums and I'm sure even the criminals would agree "LETS HAVE FUN"
Sincerely,
S.F.P.D.Sergeant James Bowling
ElQubardos Captain James Bowling
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Signed
Officer Husky Steins
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Lets move this topic to the Argonath Forums and I'm sure even the criminals would agree "LETS HAVE FUN"
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=37579.285
Totally agree with you, Jimmy. ;)
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Great work guys! We have a lot of support now, and hopefully people are starting to notice our pledge.
I have created another topic on the main forums to encourage civilian support in a more obvious place (SA City Hall).
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=56767.0
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Signed by Officer Inkognito de Lena, DPD, SA State, USA.
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Signed, former LSPD Sergeant, Laura Dye
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:gandalf:
WARNING
yes its official !!
I have had complainmts about racist and imflametory remarks (since removed)
Please keep this fun, without the above.
If you do not I will ensure that this is locked off and those involved in the comments suitably punished..
Nothing wrong with fun, but not at expense of others..
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Sir?
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:gandalf:
WARNING
yes its official !!
I have had complainmts about racist and imflametory remarks (since removed)
Please keep this fun, without the above.
If you do not I will ensure that this is locked off and those involved in the comments suitably punished..
Nothing wrong with fun, but not at expense of others..
I hope I can state the question about what exactly the ''racism'' was? I can't really remind any. :conf:
I'm sorry if commenting on the warning isn't allowed, I'm just curious, so I can prevent it.
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Signed :
Freecop Andrew Jackson, SAPD
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Thanks for the words CBF. Although you must sign the petition, or we will not save you from the aliens! They will abduct your army vehicles and abruptly change you into a clown, or grow a moustache on you, or turn you into a chicken or something. It has happened before!
The signatures have been updated, but since we have the majority that are willing to vote already listed from ARPD, the most updated topic will be the one on the argonath forum (when it is back up).
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I Liked
Signed, Freecop Hapo_Ancelotti
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i want missile launchers to shoot at the "aliens" with!
Signed, Sheriff wil, Palomino Creek Sheriff Dept.