Petition: Fort Carson PD wants missile launchers! (PICTURES/ Proposed plans)

[Jcstodds]

  Well it seems DPD just had lots of beer and whiskey installed, and LSPD has just had a donutmatic (or some crazy thing).

  This petition is for Fort Carson to have missile launchers and other over the top weapon systems installed in and around the premises. Fort Carson PD is renowned for importing large caches of weapons and whiskey, and has also fought the Chinese during the communist invasion a few months ago (See: "Safetymoose."). Fort Carson also is required to fight the illegal aliens (both interplanetary and intercountry immigration) since the army groups are too busy shooting old ladies and the other PD's are probably busy doing what they are supposed to be doing.

PROPOSED PLANS: (Designed by =AV=Sarah)




  3 long range Surface to Surface missile/ Surface to Air pods aimed at strategic locations are required to main intercounty peace. The missiles are used only when the state of emergency is announced, for scenarios including but not limited to: Zombie Invasion, Communist Army Invasion, Vince's moustache falls off, Citywide rioting, Criminal garrison of PD's, Terrorist attacks, Gay Pride parades.
 An outdoor bar for refreshments complete with BBQ is required to maintain good relations with the nearby civilian populations. Various shooting and drinking games can take place here. As required by Bone County Law. This provides a commercial expansion to Fort Carson and would enable the hiring of civilians for party management.




  A large stockpile of barrels for oil, whiskey and moonshine is required for a possible nuclear war or the election of a black president. Complete with access ramp, the storage facilities will keep Fort Carson PD running for years to come even if the country is laid to a uninhabitable urban waste, or if there is a nuclear war. This will create many jobs for various transport industries.



  A touch sensitive radar is used with buttons shaped like animals, that make animal noises, so that even our most intelligent Sheriff's may use them. The screen required will be made of bulletproof material so it is not smashed or broken accidentally when operated upon with a spade, sword or vehicle.
  A large lookout tower is required to look for Communist paratroopers, FBI, black guys and other major criminal identities.






  So sign here, stating your name, rank and PD to suppport this petition to the government!

Signature #1
Signed: Sheriff of Fort Carson PD, Jcstodds
Signature #2

Signed, Janar, Lieutenant of Dillimore PD

Signature #3

Lieutenant Robert Longstreet, LSPD

Signature #4

Signed, Dutchy.

Signature #5

Signed,
ex LSPD Officer Corey Alterlis

Signature #6

Sergent Bowling S.F.P.D.

Signature #7

Officer Richard, Dillimore Police Dept.

Signature #8

Signed,
Officer Joseph Almeida
Dillimore Police Department

Signature #9

Signed,
LSPD Officer Thomas Hawkins

Signature #10

Sergeant Bert Karlsson from Dillimore PD

Signature #11

- Senior Officer Jerome F. Frost DPD.

Signature #12

Signed,
Lieutenant Brian "Boozman" Roberts

Signature #13

Signed, Deputy Chief Vincent Vice

Signature #14

Signed, Ex- DPD Officer Pepper.

Signature #15

Officer Sarah M. M-C of SFPD.

Signature #16

Signed.
LSPD Officer Hiroaki Andrew

Signature #17

Signed,
Sergeant Fawkes

Signature #18

Signed, Sergeant Ethan Walker, Dillimore PD

Signature #19

Signed, Senior Officer Franklin E. Serin Jr. LSPD

Signature #20

Signed by Officer Plam Knight

Signature #21

Signed, Police Cadet Joseph Allen

Signature #22

Signed,
Mafs Ventura, Officer, Dillimore Police Department.

Signature #23

Signed
Senior Officer Mr.Trane

Signature #24

Signed,
DPD S Officer Biesmen

Signature #25

Signed,
ARPD Officer Kelvin "Sushi" Gould

Signature #26

Signed,
Free Officer Rancher Knight

Signature #27

Signed
Senior Officer Victoria Taylor

Signature #28

- DPD Officer

Signature #29

Signed VCPD Captain and LSPD Officer David Ward

Signature #30

Signed SWAT Commander Alan Demarest

Signature #31

Signed,
Lieutenant Wayne Winchester.

Signature #32

Signed Officer Ed Lane

Signature #33

Signed,
Officer Webster Fox

Signature #34

Signed,
Freecop Mahome

Signature #35

Signed,
Freecop Tommy Lings

Signature 36

Signed
Officer Husky Steins

Signature #37

Signed by Officer Inkognito de Lena, DPD, SA State, USA.

Signature #38

Signed, former LSPD Sergeant, Laura Dye

Signature #39

Signed :
Freecop Andrew Jackson, SAPD

  Other comments and news:

WARNING

yes its official !!

I have had complainmts about racist and imflametory remarks (since removed)

Please keep this fun, without the above.

If you do not I will ensure that this is locked off and those involved in the comments suitably punished..

Nothing wrong with fun, but not at expense of others..

  As you can see this petition is supported by numerous Officers, Sergeants and Lieutenants within SAPD, as well as the Deputy Chief. These veteran and experienced units appreciate the value of Fort Carson PD and understand that missile launchers, a bar and a liquid storage facility can only benefit the increasing strength of SAPD and police force as a whole.  

[Janar]

For sure!

Signed, Janar, Lieutenant of Dillimore PD

[FlameMan]

Yeah, I think it is necessery.

Lieutenant Robert Longstreet, LSPD

[Dutchy]

Fo' sho'!

Signed, Dutchy.
Rank: Copbanned.
PD: None.

[Cruel Cooking Chef Curry Alterlis]

heh?  

But... well,

Agreed!

Signed,
ex LSPD Officer Corey Alterlis

[James Bowling]

Let's do it.

Sergent Bowling S.F.P.D.

[Hidduh]

Heck yeah.

Officer Richard, Dillimore Police Dept.

[J. Prilo]

I agree.

Signed,
Officer Joseph Almeida
Dillimore Police Department

[[R*]EliteTerm]

In agreement with the Sheriff J. C. Scoddlesworth, for the missile installment on the premises of Fort Carson, on one condition: Let me ride on one of the missiles!  


Signed, LSPD Officer

[Bert]

Sergeant Bert Karlsson from Dillimore PD

[Jason J. Dilworth]

 - Senior Officer Jerome F. Frost DPD.

[Boozman]

Good idea, The safety and wellbeing of Argonath depends on it!

Signed,
Lieutenant Brian "Boozman" Roberts

[[Rstar]Vince]

Completely useless idea and topic.



Just kidding.


Signed, Deputy Chief Vincent Vice

[Pepper]

Signed, Ex- DPD Officer Pepper.

[Aryin James]

Officer Sarah M. M-C of SFPD.

[Salmonella]

Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed

[GiacJr]

Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed

You mean the Army operates out of a DPD-run area in which the DPD has the ultimate say? Therefore you get to assert ownership over parts of DPD's area?
right right.

[Oliver Daniels]

Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed

All I've seen the army do is utterly fail at simple drills and open fire on random suspects.

[Salmonella]

Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed

All I've seen the army do is utterly fail at simple drills and open fire on random suspects.

Not ADF or USAA. You're mistaken.

[Jcstodds]

Unnecisairy in my opinion, The army operates these launchers allready/too/also when needed

  I fully support the army in helping fight crime and positively encourage it, however I feel that I, the Sheriff of Fort Carson PD makes a much larger impact on the stability of the world than your army and therefore needs bigger weapons. And I'm not talking about those sissy half plastic M4's you probably carry around either.

  Also I have imported many weapons beforehand in large quantities through many truck convoys. I already have the weapons, they are in storage. I just need the governments consent to mount them. Besides the weapons will only be used for fun and for real work, like fun, Chinese Invasions and Zombie attacks, black guys 'breaking down' on fields, for storing beer and lots of other stuff. Serious shit happens in Bone County.



Ps. Post RP things in topic and you will get a stereotypical, cowboy sheriff reply .