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[Jcstodds]

Hey everyone! Got any cool / funny police stories? Post here!

Heres one of mine:

The Drug Dealers

  6th April, 2007. Around afternoon, local GMT time....

  There was a lot of criminal activity on this day. drug_lord had started to advertise his cocaine, with two other guys- sgt_ghost and LX2. Nothing was being done about it. Me and my partner (wdoyle2) were not going to just sit there, blissfully unaware that within a matter of minutes, there could be a rampage of stoned dmers, rioting around the city.
  Our first victim to our cunning plan was to be LX2. I responded to his advert, and arranged a meeting in an allyway, LS. I was diguised as a country cop, the smelliest, and most likely addicted cop. My partner sat at HQ, reviewing the situation as I relayed it back to him via radio.
  BANG. The words i wanted to hear! "I can supply, if you have the money". The felon ran. He was quick, but my shotgun quicker. One more dealer off the streets; for now.
  A lack of communication between them allowed me to reply to another advertisement. This time I contacted sgt_ghost and drug_lord, and somehow (probably the coke), they did not suspect anything. We met at grove. Wdoyle2 at my side, both of us cops- yet they suspected nothing and were willing to sell. We waited for confirmation, and we lept. They fought, but thanks to our cunning sting operation, that was 3 drug dealers off the streets, in a mater of minutes.


I hope to see more of this stuff with ARPD- cant wait ;D

Ps. I did have a short clip of us suspecting drugs_lord, but due to the lack of paperwork, I can not get it on the air.
  -:Case Closed:-

[Billy]

 Heres my first one:

The "Corropt" cop

 Alright, a few days ago, someone was trying too bribe me (Not giving any names). After about 3 trys, In which I gave back the money and said no, He decided too give me a bigger bribe. I still didn't want too though, But this time, When I gave it back he started spamming, "Billy is corrupt cop! He didn't take my bribe!". So anyway, I started laughing, Then he tryed again. Felling a little annoyed, I said no again, But this time keep the 250 he tryed too bribe me with as "Evidance" (Yeah right, Evidance...). Anyway, It was realy funny.

[[AV]Decy]

There was no arrests topic so:

Department: Dillimore Police Department
Officers involved in arrest: =AV=Decy(DPD) and Asky(DPD)
Suspect Arrested: Daniel_Reltiax

Arrest Details: We were patrolling grove street in our ranger when we saw a suspect who was quite near. Asky pulled over told him to freeze as the suspect was on foot. I then told him to get into our ranger. He did so, and Asky followed behind in the nearest car he could find. We noticed during this stage he was low on health. We drove the suspect to the Dillimore Police HQ and i put him in jail. I then split half the cash with asky. We then waited until Daniel_Reltiax was a free man and Asky drove him to the nearest place where health was available. I belive this is the first arrest for the DPD

=Assignment Complete=

[[AV]Decy]

Department: Dillimore Police Department
Officers involved in arrest: =AV=Decy(DPD)
Suspect Arrested: :XXL:

Arrest Details: Seen suspect with very low health outside a spray shop. I persuaded him along with another officer to get into my car. He got into my vehicle and i drove him to Dillimore County HQ and jailed him for 30 seconds. To make up for his low health i gave him back the 1000 i recieved because he was in debt. He then recieved full health and i retured him back to LS at a drop off point he requested.

=Assignment Complete=

[[AV]Decy]

Department: Dillimore Police Department
Officers involved in arrest: =AV=Decy(DPD), Asky(DPD), Brian_OConnor(DPD)
Suspect Arrested: lies

Arrest Details: Chased suspect all around LS along with LSPD guys. Suspect was on a NCR motorbike. We surrounded him along the bridge near west beach and then brought him into custody. We then took him to Dillimore HQ and arrested him. LSPD guys didnt follow when we took him to dillimore.

=Assignment Complete=

[Jcstodds]

LSPD Report:

Officer involved: [ALS]jcstodds (me!) Lots, i cant remember them all. Started with about 2, at he end there were about 9.
Suspect arrested: [ASL]biffo

Further details: Suspect was transporting a felon in an ALS Limo. Was suspected by another officer. After a 10minute chase around Los Santos (I was observing, cuz biffo was getting paid), however the limo tipped on the freeway East Los Santos. He was forced into the sea, swam around for a bit, whilst unnecassary backup arrived. Some followed into the sea, some shot from the sea walls.

  Needless to say, none of them were happy when i took him downtown in my 'borrowed' greenwood, in which i collected him on a beach!

[[R*]Wdoyle2]

Department: Dillimore Police Department
Officers involved in arrest: Wdoyle2 , [LVA]Stuart, Asky(DPD)
Suspect Arrested: sRy

Incident:
He stole the suspects viechele which was a tractor XD and it had no fuel as well XD
but us as officers had to surround him and take his vichele down, we got im out the vichee he ran in to a barber shop and officer stuart flushed him out we chased him round the corner and officer asky toke him down with force

==Assignment Over====

P.S It is easy to use guns but they can kill someone so it is much better to use bbattons and then you wont kill a person that you wasn't susposed to!!

[Agent_X]

When comming to police tales I am almost ready
                   Last week I was waiting for criminals and some named SPY was moving around I just thought of investigating him and I found he does not have license. I stoped and said him to follow me, but damn he just rammed my bike and zzzzooooooooooooooo he went. I have suspect him for both reasons license and ramming.
                                   He was in an Infernus and he went to SF from LS, I was chasing him behind after an half-an-hour. He simply said " I SURRENDER ".
                                Damn it really sucks when criminals says that after a long chase. I had to take him to DPD from SF in my bike. After few seconds(from his surrendeer) my bike was out of fuel. I and he reached DPD by running, swimming,etc.
                                     It all began when he said "I SURRENDER". If he did not say that he would have killed and I have been " /kill ".