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Offline Jcstodds

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Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« on: October 07, 2009, 17:33:36 pm »
  Didn't know if there is this topic already. Ah well.

Seen/ heard/ watched any cops that made you piss yourself?

POST YOUR COP JOKES/ PICS HERE!:



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Offline Ben Samiir

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 18:09:06 pm »
Lol. Well hopefully county Officers will not rape cows..

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 18:16:07 pm »
*Coughs hard* It aint allowed? *Cough* I would never do such a thing *Cough*

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 21:26:18 pm »
raping cows?  :conf: :conf: dude thats just wrong

Offline RoryAnstruther

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2009, 22:54:56 pm »
Okay, damnit I'll be the first to have the guts to tell the Captain - Wrong section!! lol

Just playing around.. Raping cows.. That's a new one.

I got some things around here, I'll try to dig them up. Here's one for now:

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2009, 23:30:18 pm »
lmao!

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 00:01:00 am »
Oh gosh, the one Rory posted really had me going.  :lol:

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 01:06:58 am »
criminals keep getting stupider, lemme try to find an article abvout two people trying to rob a police station.
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Offline RoryAnstruther

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 02:58:12 am »
criminals keep getting stupider, lemme try to find an article abvout two people trying to rob a police station.

You mean "Criminals keep getting more stupid," right? :D
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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 03:05:31 am »
GrAmMeR NaZi! I'm try that next time actually lol, usually not in a situation like that lol

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 04:12:02 am »









Offline RoryAnstruther

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2009, 05:22:49 am »
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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 06:56:43 am »
Okay, damnit I'll be the first to have the guts to tell the Captain - Wrong section!! lol

Just playing around.. Raping cows.. That's a new one.

I got some things around here, I'll try to dig them up. Here's one for now:


ROFLMAO!

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2009, 12:18:26 pm »
The ones with the cops sitting in the trunk of the police cruiser is just :lol:

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2009, 14:09:45 pm »
I was just reminded of this vid I found in about 2004 - quick search on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioHCL7uKYs

It is BRILLIANT XD
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Offline Larry "Pixy" Faulke

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2009, 03:45:47 am »
What we do when a mission fails


Offline Shawn Edwards

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Offline Ben Samiir

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2009, 10:09:21 am »
This cop comes in your calls to show how danger guns are in childs hands....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxWWJaTEdD0

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2009, 13:21:23 pm »
I remember the videos Samiir and Jcs posted from a while back as well.  Although, the one where the officer shoots himself in the foot, if I remember correctly, it was just a blank shot.

As for Shawn's video, that take down was awesome!  :D

Offline Alsatian

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Re: Funny cop pics/video/jokes
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 13:32:42 pm »
Okay, damnit I'll be the first to have the guts to tell the Captain - Wrong section!! lol

Just playing around.. Raping cows.. That's a new one.

I got some things around here, I'll try to dig them up. Here's one for now:



I lol'd quite loud!  :lol:
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