| Date: 23-11-24  Time: 21:01 pm
collapse

* User Info

 
 
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

* Recent Posts

New Ownership of Argonath RPG by Jcstodds
[August 14, 2024, 21:48:55 pm]


Re: ARPD Promotions & Awards by Tom Adams
[August 16, 2023, 11:28:58 am]


Re: ARPD Promotions & Awards by Shen
[August 12, 2023, 10:05:10 am]


Re: San Andreas Police Department | Recruitment Process [MUST BE READ] by Shen
[August 10, 2023, 16:56:52 pm]


Re: ARPD Promotions & Awards by Khm
[August 08, 2023, 21:42:27 pm]

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 626
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Search


Author Topic: Inactivity  (Read 2751 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Rabbit

  • Citizen
  • Posts: 318
Inactivity
« on: December 04, 2009, 00:25:00 am »
Let me explain my inactivity. I have been feeling like crap for the past week. Migraines, headaches, stomach aches, you name it. Lately, every time I take a crap I have been stopping up the toilet. I don't feel like doing anything right now.

Please don't demote me.

San Andreas County Services
DETERMINATION. DEDICATION. INTEGRITY.



Offline [Rstar]Vince

  • [SA:MP] Retired Deputy Chief
  • Citizen
  • Posts: 4073
  • Il Duce
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 01:14:37 am »
2late :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

SAPD Deputy Chief
2007 - 2011

jemerson

  • Guest
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 03:02:47 am »
/demoted
And your graphic detail to make us feel bad was definitely not needed.

Grateful_Dead

  • Guest
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 03:08:33 am »
 :ban:

Offline Aryin James

  • Citizen
  • Posts: 395
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 05:00:34 am »
ew much?  awsz i sowwy wabbit me misses you :)
| Most Friendly Officer of 2009 |




"Don't let life fool you, because the games it plays are quite hard to follow."

Offline Rabbit

  • Citizen
  • Posts: 318
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 07:18:24 am »
ew much?  awsz i sowwy wabbit me misses you :)

It isn't that bad. Kinda burns a little.

To give you a better mental picture, it looks like fluffy chocolate ice cream, that stacks up a lot quicker than you would expect. But when you flush it, it just doesn't do your toilet much good. So after the toilet gets stopped up, you get the water back-flow and it's a concoction of pee and poop, with those misty-brown poop clouds.

San Andreas County Services
DETERMINATION. DEDICATION. INTEGRITY.



Offline SKenney

  • (SAPD) Retired Lieutenant
  • Citizen
  • Posts: 533
  • Badge-ID: A5050-CS
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 07:27:12 am »
ew much?  awsz i sowwy wabbit me misses you :)

It isn't that bad. Kinda burns a little.

To give you a better mental picture, it looks like fluffy chocolate ice cream, that stacks up a lot quicker than you would expect. But when you flush it, it just doesn't do your toilet much good. So after the toilet gets stopped up, you get the water back-flow and it's a concoction of pee and poop, with those misty-brown poop clouds.
Greater love has no one than this, that one lay down his life for his friends. John 15:13
Former,
Los Santos Police Department

Lieutenant

jemerson

  • Guest
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 07:33:53 am »
ew much?  awsz i sowwy wabbit me misses you :)

It isn't that bad. Kinda burns a little.

To give you a better mental picture, it looks like fluffy chocolate ice cream, that stacks up a lot quicker than you would expect. But when you flush it, it just doesn't do your toilet much good. So after the toilet gets stopped up, you get the water back-flow and it's a concoction of pee and poop, with those misty-brown poop clouds.

Exactly what I was thinking, God I wish I could moderate this board! LOL!

Offline Thomas_Crof

  • Citizen
  • Posts: 2143
  • Owned. You... penguin!
  • Badge-ID: #P49
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 20:30:10 pm »
Someone got pregnant? :D
Signed by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof

Offline Boozman

  • [Retired] Academy Chief
  • Citizen
  • Posts: 2568
  • "Summum ius, summa iniuria"
Re: Inactivity
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2009, 08:27:17 am »
ew much?  awsz i sowwy wabbit me misses you :)

It isn't that bad. Kinda burns a little.

To give you a better mental picture, it looks like fluffy chocolate ice cream, that stacks up a lot quicker than you would expect. But when you flush it, it just doesn't do your toilet much good. So after the toilet gets stopped up, you get the water back-flow and it's a concoction of pee and poop, with those misty-brown poop clouds.

AHAHAHA lol

Former LSPD Lieutenant, Academy Chief, Application Manager, SWAT Team Leader
Served August 10th, 2009 - June 10th, 2011;

Awards Achieved
Meritorious Service Medal x4
Community Policing Medal x1
Cadet of the Month (August '09)
The Vincent A. Vice 'Pat-on-the-Back' Award x1

 

SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2024, SimplePortal